Gwonam Hints

I think it's good that this happened.

I heard he got dropkicked into a wood chipper it was awesome

(Reading a book about how the mafia works) Oh okay I get it now

LOK’TAR OGAR

The corruption has taken root!

Morshu just got the shit slapped out of him by a big Samoan guy for talking bad about Asuka from Eva

The seven great sages: Roary, Sara, Rita, Danny, Ingrid, Neveah, and Zion :)

Rauru had you find Sages while Slenderman had you find pages… really makes you think.

The ancient sages have convened and all decided upon the following: Greymon = Bear GeoGreymon = Twink Their wisdom truly knows no bounds…

It was fucked up what Ganon did to all those sages but at least he got a cool sword out of it

"Encore! Encore!"

How DARE you, Ganon!

Link, I feel like you need a familiar. Something more annoying than yourself that we can beat the shit of to feel better.

Justin the McElroy

You misspelled his last name

Sonic the Hedgehog is a dog!

I hate it when Ganon starts using Aether Magic.

Chu chus may be delicious, but watch out!

sorry

OIL PAINTINGS MENTIONED!

I need you to go Defcon 4 on the toilet RIGHT NOW SOLDIER

Link, it’s your turn this week to clean King Harkinian’s bathroom. (Orchestral boss music starts playing)

(King Harkinian rolls from his back to his stomach and immediately starts fussing)

Boy who’s about to be grounded:

Link, I’m going out tonight. This is your babysitter, Ganon. Be good for him, okay? I’ll be back in time to put you to bed.

Why is MetalEtemon listed as your emergency contact

Wait a minute...

Bounce on Some Bullshit

We got there folks

(Neco Arc Gwonam) I don’t have a punchline for this

I’ve unlocked the ultimate power to defeat Ganon! Check it out: SPD! Emergency!

I’m gonna fucking kill Ganon!

Gwonam: I’m going hinting, I’m taking the rifle. King Harkinian: Don’t you mean “hunting?” Gwonam, grim-faced: No.

Doktor! Turn off my Hint inhibitors!

Morshu burnt my eggs! All you had to do was scramble them, dude!

If Glamrock Freddy was lying on the floor dying in front of me I would do nothing.

It’s grandpa! Get him!

Glutko has declared the Light Temple his new “Fuckatorium” in his unending conquest of everything sacred

Back in January Aypo the Reader started a company called “The Re-Souling Project” where he draws the eyes back on the Funko Pops. So far this year he’s made ten dollars.

Will you please STOP GOING FUCKING ZERG RUSH

Here Link, take this Children’s Chewable Tylenol!

Well, now that Ganon’s been defeated, I wonder who Link has to fight next? Titantron: I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD THEY COME TO ME THEY UNDERSTAND THEY TALK TO ME

King Harkinian hired like seven hundred kobolds as servants this is awesome

YOUR MAJESTY NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!