Hadas Weiss

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted a payout

have you tried staring into space

i made another one

have you tried rehashing it in your mind

shitpost about it?

the seminar speaker spoke about culture and i asked about class

i've had article manuscripts rejected by journals you wouldn't even read

spent 1 hr staring at my draft then changed "hadn't" back to "had not"

not even 9am and i'm having 3pm thoughts

get those little glow in the dark stars

tenure

me: i take well to criticism my brain:

mine ignore even my good posts if they think i can do better

does thomas pynchon also get asked if he wants to edit with co-pilot

here we go again

writing retreat but it's where you go when you don't want to write

when i got into a phd program before cohort sizes were slashed

me: now that i completed a draft, writing this will be so much easier the draft:

nathan fielder is the millennial sacha baron cohen okay bye

when god accepts the offering of one but not of the other

it's like my unconscious is dreaming up postdocs now

(stoked to finally be speaking to one of my idols) it was great meeting you thanks so much bye

my revised manuscript incorporating the peer reviewers suggestions

literally how much worse can it be

how it feels

i like the victorias secret bras but i never know what to do with the wings

is there any cold medication that doesn't make you drowsy and fed up with academia

how it feels to post a shitpost on bluesky

i’m going to a higher level of abstraction if anyone needs anything

"i apologize for the typo" you literally called me professor zhang

manuscript central be like do you want to reset your password right away or shall we go through the motions of you trying to log in

my brain when i tell myself it's going to be okay

when i rate a service and it takes me to a survey

my research proposal

when someone announces they got into a phd program

french protesters after macron said that nothing justifies violence

friend: here are some pics from the dacha i inherited me: oh wow you could hide so many jews in there

could macron give the protesters what they want i can't listen to any more french

that's every day in my culture

me at work

declining a review request

when colleagues say a book making fun of academia plays into the hands of conservatives

i'll have what she's having

i've seen the best minds of my generation destroyed by admin