HawkWolf (aka H. A. Kirsch)

New story upload! “Thrill of the Hunt” (m/m furry and leather, slightly dubious consent) - Andrew the horse visits a cruisy park bathroom, where he attracts the alarming attention of a prowling cougar. (Andrew is based on an OC by @/lafayel.furry.horse) www.furaffinity.net/view/5938980...

Left or right

Ever since seeing How To Get To Heaven From Belfast (100% recommend!!!!), I talk to my dog in northern irishism / like Feeney. C’mon babes, I dun curr if youse smell some grand craic.

Just saw some ad for a new bbq place in my general area and it had the person squeezing the meat to show how juicy it is That’s mental, babes.

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Me: why’s this lukewarm coffee making my mouth feel spicy, am I suddenly allergic to coffee Me: *forgetting he ordered a ‘mocha del fuego’ which has CAYENNE in it*

Y’all gays and goths wearing that big hole mesh clothing realize that if you’re a furry you’re gonna look like when a husky leans up against a chain link fence right?

So we have the “I want to see the butt and the entire cock and balls” pose right? We gotta up the ante. I wanna see someone’s butt and all their junk AND I wanna see them squirt their shoulder blades when they nut. Keep bending that pp back further, sluts.

So PHP stands for PHP Hypervigilance Processor right? Because that’s what happens after the trauma of “oops cartoon tunnel hole sized security flaw” ?

Cat litter marketing on the box looks like hookup app profile stuff. “Lightweight!” Ok twink “Forms tight clumps” yeah no one wants loose clumps they don’t feel as good

What’s up, wild weenies?

I hate fedex so fucking much. I redirected a package to a walgreens because it was going to be delivered when I couldn't be at the destination address all day, and they notified me that it's ready to pick up. WITHOUT TELLING ME THE ADDRESS. I FORGOT WHICH WALGREENS AND THEIR WEBSITE WON'T TELL

I received multiple suggestions to draw my characters in my dressmaker creations. And I mean Yeah ok, yeah

I love how like thirty minutes after I consume any stimulant ADHD medication, my body sucks all moisture out of impending poo until it resembles pet kibbles. I mean for someone who had IBS-D his whole life it’s a nice change of pace but seriously, meh.

Not the point of the thread - which you should read! - but this is also why we have so many coupled, apparently redundant phrases showing up as legal terms in English. "Cease and Desist" "Last Will and Testament" "Null and Void" "Terms and Conditions" They're called "Legal Doublets."

Geneva really loves(?) Capybaras, apparently! Also, first video post from the new house!

I know :3 is like a cat smiley but it looks like balls to me Like <==<>=:3 Or (====:3 if you’re not into furries

Can you buy home BLE beacons so you can locate your cat in a specific room or part of room? (Hawk you are describing “AirTags”)

Are you “too neurodivergent to do voices” or “too neurodivergent to stop doing voices”?

Something I’ve liked doing for a long time is asking people questions I could look up myself. Not because I don’t like looking things up myself; Because in that moment I want to ask a person/group to get the answer from actual people instead of just Information.

I still don’t understand why not to tag artists who did an art you post, like I mean when you @/username so it doesn’t link Does making me copy and paste or remember and retype help my brain remember the artist better? Do you just want them to not get dogpiled by notifications?

Cats will meow into the meow hole

Daily bunny no.3474 meets a real vampire

I spent way too much time mimicking this... But I had to

Catching the light just right

Is it called “brazzers” because that’s some English “ello guvna” accent slang for “brassieres” or is there some sort of boring explanation