Sam

Sticky thread 🧵: Meet the animals! An ongoing thread I plan to update as the number of pets in my house continues to increase and as I get photos collected of the current crew. Just a nice little attempt to get all the names and ages and everything all in one place.

Bug on ceiling :(

If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

She’s a commentary on poverty and prejudice: unseen-japan.com/yani-neko-ja...

My cat has figured out how to open the drawer on my desk where I hide his ball after I get tired of playing fetch with him.

Nobody in that room cares about my well-being unless it's to exploit me. There's nothing to be gained by playing nice with any of them. You can't make me care about anybody in that administration or any of the journalists buddying up to them. Maybe some trauma could help them find their souls.

Weird snail

Found a friend on the porch.

Post your contextless "Photoshops"

My searches are failing me again. I'm trying to find visual art or poems by artists who have been impacted by Christian colonizers under the guise of "missions." Please boost? Working on church thing about modern colonialism.

It's important to remember that you will NEVER see that reward money. Don't be a rat. Don't be a class traitor.

This jerk. 🦞🐠

If you see this, share a redhead

He's in his own little world.

Would I be okay paying 12% more in taxes vs paying 30% into an insurance company that might start paying 50% of my bill once I pay an unaffordable deductible? Yeah, guy. I'm pretty damn okay with that.

Finally got home from work early enough to do some aquarium maintenance. I had some help this time. 😺🦐🐠

Evening in the shrimp tank 🦐🐠

Cat tax

I'm getting glared at pretty hard for the crime of giving him dinner 🦀

Baby grazing 🦀

You can always depend on the ol' spyfucker.

ᴛɪɴʏ 🦐🐠

Oh hello 🦐🐠

Ramenposting 🍜😺

I think they like it 🦐🐠

Srimp 🦐🐠

The shrimp watcher has logged on 😺🦐🐠

Furiously frying rice 🦐🐠

Shrimp hanging out in their tree with a suspicious pointy eared shadow behind

Big shrimpin

If anything, fuck these guys for making agree with Karl Rove and Jimmy Kimmel

Booger boy doesn't understand personal space.

After several tries I think I finally got my monstera to take root underwater

This is class solidarity. In case you’re at all confused.