HALCYANDAZE

HALCYANDAZE

@halcyandaze.art

hal | 26 | they/them | I draw things sometimes 🏳️‍⚧️💉 5/4/22 | ♾️🧠 ND 🌎📍bay area 💫🎨 OC artist |✂️🤘 battle jacket punk 📼💿 retro tech hoarder 💜 @baldemo.to 💌 DMs open (be chill) 🚫 AI/NFT

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HALCYANDAZE
@halcyandaze.art

📌🧵 hello world, I'm hal and I draw things sometimes :] I'm a queer neurodivergent artist, I usually post #art and #furryart of my #ocs and such here, check out my media tab or feeds for more!! (links, current commission offerings, and other updates in replies. DM for further inquiries)

HALCYANDAZE
@halcyandaze.art

(leaving the carrd link in bio cuz it doesn’t get a pretty custom icon + my main link on my Alt Account We Do Not Name Here is of course on bsky’s pearl clutching no-no list so it’s also stuck in bio so hey it matches lmao)

HALCYANDAZE
@halcyandaze.art

daaaamn cartoon network file leak be crazy, love thumbing thru all the character models and storyboards n shit let’s gooooooo

HALCYANDAZE
@halcyandaze.art

having a mild fever while sick and stuck in an apartment with no A/C during a heatwave is killing me gurl helppppppp

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@halcyandaze.art

as a young child I preferred summer, cuz no school obviously, then aged into preferring fall cuz it’s not so miserably hot and halloween cool, but my god california seasons are wHACK why is september and october hotter than july????????

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@halcyandaze.art

I think my favorite seasons are fall (normal) or winter (california) I didn’t think I’d have to make that distinction but here we are

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@halcyandaze.art

stolen bike update: I got it back, thief was staring me down from their front porch as he watched me take it back, made my presence loud and known as I took it back, thankfully bike is still in one piece and functions but my locks and accessories are all gone, $500 bucks gone but hey I wasn’t shot

HALCYANDAZE
@halcyandaze.art

made sure I wasn’t followed either, but yeah us and the neighbors are gonna fight the landlord on this cuz apparently the garage being easy to break into is not new and has happened multiple times already with no fixes to locks or security cameras installed tldr: all cops and landlords are bastards

HALCYANDAZE
@halcyandaze.art

I’m exhausted, I’m sunburnt, I’m dehydrated, I been needing to piss for hours, and now I’m paranoid as all shit, cool and good

HALCYANDAZE
@halcyandaze.art

because my bike is still currently on the move the cops refuse to help so legit in the car and hunting these motherfuckers myself if I don’t post an update assume I’m in the hospital or dead over a stupid fucking bicycle

HALCYANDAZE@halcyandaze.art

what a great way to wake up, someone broke into our garage and stole my ebike, wonderful

HALCYANDAZE
@halcyandaze.art

it’s not like I needed that bike to get to a very important job interview tomorrow and would need it to commute to work or anything

HALCYANDAZE
@halcyandaze.art

and I definitely don’t have a spare $2k to replace the damn thing if I’m this desperate for a new shitty retail job I don’t even want to

HALCYANDAZE
@halcyandaze.art

dude I’m so exhausted all the time again this blows I’d kill to have my trazodone rx back it’s the only thing that ever worked semi consistently in my entire life, ughhh

HALCYANDAZE
@halcyandaze.art

or gemini, or claude, or grok, and degoogled my devices, fuck all that noise I draw my own shit and write for myself thank you very much genAI legit doesn’t offer anything of any value to me that I can’t already do myself so I’ll pass, lol

HALCYANDAZE
@halcyandaze.art

I fucking looooove job applications that ask 50 questions like “do you love aggressive customers?” “can you work in a fast paced ever changing loud chaotic shithole environment nonstop?” “do you value our min wage bullshit over your personal life?” absolutely lying thru my teeth on all of em :’]

HALCYANDAZE
@halcyandaze.art

like bro I’m autistic with a panic disorder that sent me to the ER and have gone thru multiple full loss of reality psychotic breakdowns working these jobs but if I answer honestly I’ll be mega blacklisted to hell and back lmaoooo

HALCYANDAZE
@halcyandaze.art

pleaaaaase I just need money to live I am not laying down my life for fucking stocking shelves for cheap plastic crap and fast fashion brother get rEAL