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What a delectable week plus of footy for Spurs fans! #COYS

🚨🚨🚨Breaking: Christian Romero has just been shown a red card for dangerous violent conduct by Cole Palmer on Fernandez. #COYS

That MFT midfield looking pretty, pretty, good….

I am dying laughing…of COURSE it’s Davies! What a day. Madders/Kulu/Davies and the first 3 points of the season. Tears in my eyes man. #COYS

Two beautiful finishes today. Just need a scrappy one or two to go our way. Nearly cried when Madders scored. I love that guy. #COYS

Just got to watch Spurs. They looked so promising and so defensively organized. Just have to finish those quality chances. So proud of them for the effort today. #COYS

Olivia Holdt the woman that you are. What a finish. Hopefully starting from here on. #COYS

What a typical Spurs day: Dominate play early, no goal Porro gets hurt, no backup Villa goalie plays out of his mind Villa score when we have a man down We draw level, called back Villa scores a cheap goal Buendia scores (evergreen) Spurs score 2 meaningless goals Social. Experiment. #COYS

Every time we play Villa I want to put down a bet for Buendia to score and I never do it, cause I don’t want to bet against my club. #COYS

Spurs are never catching a break ever again. They wasted all of their juju staying up last year. #COYS

Live footage of Aston Villa’s (and everyone else’s) goal this season #COYS

Is it today, Spurs fans?! Please say it’s today. #COYS

Live footage of Spurs rocking up to 17th: #COYS

A point! #COYS

Delap pulled that same crap against Spence last season and fractured his jaw. Butchering boy.

You knew Gibbs-White was scoring.

“Maybe goalkeepers are over-protected these days” Crazy work man. Take a day off maybe.

Comms saying that it would’ve been a foul by Marmoush?!? Are we for real? #COYS

“Unchanged from last week”— I’ll take “things I’ll never hear as a Spurs fan for $500, Alex” #COYS

I’ve heard it’s good to score goals in the opponent’s net. #COYS

No idea what this formation is, but let’s have a great time! #COYS

It’s almost like: -Spurs started 4 20 year olds (and younger) -Spurs had 4 starters not even dress -Brentford had their established starting XI from last year (minus Damsgaard) It’s fine. Calma. (I tell you what I didn’t miss. Lee Dixon and Graham LeSeaux on comms) #COYS

Looking at that bench after the mess of the last few years… We are baaaaack! #COYS

Justice for football. Loved the World Cup. Apologies for all the silly political stunts. Congrats Spain and Pedro Porro, my RB!

He’s off, huh?

As an American, please do not hold any of this nonsense today against me. I do not endorse. Thank you🫡

I’m so glad I missed all of whatever *that* was. (Why is Tom Cruise here?) Why can’t we just be normal?

Super defensive lineup for England vs Super Offensive lineup for Argentina. Gonna be interesting.

Come On That guy?!! Ughhhh

That’s MISTER Pedro Porro to you, sir. #COYS

Gwan, Djed! 2 games in a row, tremendous shift. Put some respect on his name. #COYS

Cherry on top. 1-4. This team is relevant vs mid-level opponents. Belgium had 3 guys start on the bench who would start for USMNT. It’s better, but it’s still not close. Add the corruption to give it a little more stink.

KDB, Lukaku, and Doku haven’t even entered the chat yet. Doomed from the start.

Shambolic

Ok… This whole game is icky and I don’t like it. It’s set up for controversy no matter what happens due to blatant corruption. Once again, US plays a quality opponent and get exposed.🤦‍♂️

Nobody wins at the Azteca. Wild given the circumstances of the game Tuchel double and tripled down. I’m impressed. Game of the tournament so far IMO. #England

Taking of Kane?!? Tuchel is tripling down

England going full-on hockey style penalty kill for the next 20-25 minutes is WILD. Huge gamble if Mexico tie it up.

AS I WAS SAYING

Many twists and turns left in this one I’m delighted to say

At Colombia vs Ghana in KC Atmosphere is WILD! Get to see Big Dav as well! #COYS #Colombia #Ghana

ANNNNNNNNND BREATHE. #USA #FIFAWWorldCup2026

This game is getting chipppppy. Good time for halftime to cool things down. Tottenham boys representing ✊

Just your everyday, causal, and boring ol’ season premiere of House of the Dragon😳😩🤮 #HoTD

Agustin Cano for Uruguay looks like Diego Forlan’s son and you cannot tell me otherwise. #FIFAWorldCup2026

First time in my teaching career I’m going to have a full week spring break. Was planning on making the trip to see Spurs for the first time. My break runs over the March international break and the FA Cup Quarterfinal weekend. No First Spurs game for me. I’m sad. #COYS

Incomplete info from my inside source. Djed Spence is there, too! COYS COYS COYS!!!

Insider sources telling me Harry Kane is at the Royals game tonight. My two worlds are colliding! Give them a pep talk, GOAT! #Royals #COYS

Today France subbed on: Barcola Cherki Tonight Argentina subbed on: Paz Alvarez An embarrassment of riches. #WorldCup2026

Hilarious that the coverage in the US keeps showing Ryan Reynolds but still hasn’t clocked comedy icon Mike Myers sitting right next to him.