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my white suburban neighborhood just vandalized our only flock camera #goatedwhiteboy

The thing I don't like about the internet is that when you try to leave it, itll still follow you around in 2-3 stages of simulacra

I love wikipedia cause itll be like "John Smith has revealed that he has a Boyfriend↲ of seven years" and then you click the boyfriend link and it links to a page that just says "gay men "

At the gym listening to a graceful classical piece on a family upright piano training to appreciate the romantic beauty of daily life while being chased

yall mind if a white boy speak a little hokkien tonight ?

are there gyaru who are nice to mad scientist?

When Darkmala Careless comes to power she'll institute dark woke upon these lands and we won't have to worry about these things anymore

before social media the teenage boy job was pizza delivery driver. acne teen being like "o-one pizza for linda jOnes". Now the teenage boy job is dropshipping with andrew tate. society.

switch to linux btw. do it now. 1) use dual boot if you don't wanna lose windows. you prob won't need it but option's there 2) get linux mint. it's literally designed to look and feel exactly like windows & runs wel ootb 3) ventoy.net makes installing it super easy. website looks shady, is legit!

linuxmint-installation-guide.readthedocs.io/en/latest/

I've been trying to get into web development. Despite my physics background it seems I can only style like a scene core girl in 2007

when that firework missfire and head straight to you and u just gotta accept your fate

everyone knows the advantage to a flip phone is the aura you get when you close it to shut someone up. the downside to this is you lose all that aura if you have to open it back up to call them again

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

package was left at: bug

pittsburgh graffitti is always something insightful

DELTARUNE Chapters 1-4 will be released on June 5th as a launch title for Nintendo Switch 2! It's also coming to Steam, Switch, PS4, and PS5 the same day! www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDzg...

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

kris dreemurr you will march up those stairs and take your vyvanse this instance

Destroy this myth. Please share if you have visited and researched in a library this past year! RT And give a shout out to your favorite library you have ever visited.

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! I may not be a doctor, but I'm going to go going to give some now controversial medical advice: Polio is no good! We should not get rid of the polio vaccine! Repost if you agree: polio is bad!

breathed in old mold from school. luckily the mold failed to consider that i spilled bleach all over the inside of my car, killing the mold. two steps ahead.

What a chart. www.economist.com/interactive/...

Car Wash xkcd.com/2815

when they were talkin about "manmade horrors beyond our comprehension" they were talking about suburbs

this is how i feel when i try to open a door but its locked but while im walking away someone from inside opens the door for me

No Weapon Formed Against Me Shall Prosper except for a railgun those are fucking sick

Every time i post, I lose exactly one follower. At some point i will get to negatives. Because followers cannot be negative, it will integer flip and i will have 9,223,372,036,854,775,807 followers. i win again.

she was so beautiful. She was the world for our blood and love. And when she perished, it seemed every glimmer in every lovers' eyes dimmed.

oh god the people with suits in their pfp are starting to show up

this some shit cavemen say to each other while the sun sets behind them in a field

Who ever invented back hurting should be blown up like this