Hana Michels (Personal Account)

Hana Michels (Personal Account)

@hanamichels.bsky.social

They/Them. Writer & other stuff probably. Chronically ill & sexy about it. Love animals and cryptids (fake animals) Fuck colonialism. Fuck fascism. NOT MY DAY JOB ACCOUNT!! THIS. IS. PERSONAL.

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Like a lot of other disabled people have said, If you only see disabled white women, maybe it’s your feed. But also, maybe the disorder is more common in women/afab folks and white women are the ones who get diagnosed because medical racism exists.

The first person I ever saw my hypermobility represented in on tv was Yvie Oddly who is mixed & has darker skin. And Yvie helped me a lot. I could tell anyone who watched drag race “I have what Yvie has” and they’d bring me the chair I asked for!

I hate some of the language around disability. I’m not an inspiration and I’m not lazy either. Those aren’t the only options. I’m just a person trying my best like everyone else, disabled or not. I’m not a “warrior,” at best I’m a “tolerator”

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Every time a tech company comes out with a “flying car” or “robot butler” I desperately wish more people remember the time Lexus invented a “hoverboard” ten years ago. Surely we can stop going along with this.

I’m torn on the expansion of Carrie per the new series: on the one hand, the expansion of the characters makes them seem much more real. On the other hand, I didn’t really need a backstory for the telekinesis or any lore there. I definitely don’t need another season, Netflix exec who gave that note!

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Another spoiler: I kind of agree with others who’ve said that, (due to the expansion of the lore ESPECIALLY the superpower lore imo,) Carrie is robbed of agency in the end. (And apparently I agree with Rahul on what the creepiest song on Earth is.)

I’m torn on the expansion of Carrie per the new series: on the one hand, the expansion of the characters makes them seem much more real. On the other hand, I didn’t really need a backstory for the telekinesis or any lore there. I definitely don’t need another season, Netflix exec who gave that note!

spoiler sorta: Also, we know that one actor (Rahul Kohli?) can do an American accent from Midnight Mass & other shows, how many people was it immediately suspicious to that a British man was teaching at a small town American high school? He didn’t even need to say “they’ll break your heart.”

Kitten licked my armpit!! I don’t care how gross or weird you think it is in terms of how she shows affection this is huge!! I had to get extra stinky and even then she doesn’t usually bother because it’s me!! Yeah, cat people are crazy. But the cats, they MAKE us crazy! 

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Perhaps I’d enjoy these flying cars and robots more if the futurist billionaires didn’t skip over the part in Star Trek where money is abolished and healthcare is free.

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You know you made it when your tragic and nuanced horror character gets turned into Mickey Mouse. It’s how we got an eleven part series based on a child drowning in a lake.

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Nikki from OBSESSION joins FORTNITE tomorrow. You wished for this...

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“Scientists don’t want you to know” Man, shut up with this slop! Scientists & academic researchers actually hate gatekeeping info! I don’t have a jstor account anymore but ask and you shall probably receive anyway, trust me!

Wait, reindeer. But that’s so we can do drugs with their piss. Also, fun Easter egg. The writers didn’t know: the Homer’s phobia episode of The Simpsons features lesbian reindeer because they all still have antlers by Christmas. Only female reindeer do that. 

I lost weight recently, I’m gaining it back because I was SICK - don’t comment on people’s weight even to compliment unless they trusted you with their health & weight goals. I kept replying “Thanks, I couldn’t keep food down for 3 months!” Lest they keep perpetuating thinner = healthier or better

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My book has only been out for a week and we’ve already sold out our first two printings AND made it onto a bestsellers List covered by @latimes.com ! Thank you for showing up for We’ve Been Here The Whole Time! A Not So Sacred Guide to All Things Native America! You're the best!

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Tonight in Portland!

Joey Clift@joeytainment.bsky.social

October 15th - Portland, OR - Alberta Rose Theater I’m back on the always extremely fun Live Wire Radio with Luke Burbank at The Alberta Rose Theater to talk about We’ve Been Here The Whole Time! Come for me, and stay for the legendary Chuck Klosterman and Ages and Ages!