Hanger Upper

Hanger Upper

@hangerupper.bsky.social

Ex arranger and installer of fine art exhibitions. Still an obsessive picture straightener.

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A man in front of me in a cafe accidentally leans on a cake whilst paying at the till. When I point this out to him, he looks at the front of his jumper, smiles, and says, "Oops! Never mind, I'm sure the dog will enjoy that later"

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Elizabethan playhouses were supplied by a network of tailors, merchants & craftswomen. Their names survive in records, but little is known about their lives. Iโ€™m working on new research that brings the stories of these makers & traders centre stage. Here is the project in biscuit (cookie) form. ๐Ÿช

Two ladies are sitting opposite each other in a cafe, so deep in conversation they don't appear to notice when their food arrives. Without breaking eye contact the woman telling the juicy story slides her plate towards her wide-eyed friend, who, without breaking eye contact, takes a chip and eats it

Overhead behind a shop counter: Man: Sad about Dolly Parton. Woman: Why, has she died? Man: Where have you been? It's all over everything! (long pause) Woman: I tell you who else has died. Tim Curry. Man: What, Tim Curry? From Blue Peter?