Spooky Derycke

Madison Square Garden? More like Madison Round Garden, amirite?

add "between my legs" to a movie title. Obviously: You Can See Everything Between My Legs

@alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social really enjoyed the Musk movie.

Intermission during the Musk movie. When @niedermeyer.online came on screen, the whole theater erupted in cheers. (This did not happen)

He’s deffo into it

The Supreme Court should have 250 justices, and every year on the Fourth of July we add another one. Cases get decided by a random selection of 17 justices.

This entire thread is just infectious happiness

Ukraine already has a president who agrees to end the war. By defeating Russia.

We’re going to end up where we’re just telling each other stories, with no written record

tech bro is short for technically broccoli

My man not offering anything to counter “tax everything over 10 million”

I can tell red state Dems one thing: release a transphobic ad and you won’t see a dime from me

It's prime day, or Amazon Flogging Day at @wired.com

Firing squad, no questions asked

I have a very nervous system

Ms. Rachel is the Fred Rogers of our time

Nigel Farage swears he didn’t inhale www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Our president is insane

I may not agree with him all the time, but I am Will Stancil posse

That’s not a cheesecake factory, that’s a cabardouche

We’re allowed one Milo, as a treat

The president is insane

The president is insane

This is so fucking good. One national treasure about another national treasure

Live your life in such a way that people don’t have to remind each other not to speak ill of the dead.

This is a republican

Surely sexual offenses are categorically different from theft? www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Have @wired.com or @condenastcomms.bsky.social been hacked? I got three spam emails at a unique address that's only tied to wired.

Excited to announce I’ve started a new career at NASA, Lego division

Fries are Ruebens, croquettes are GW Bush, tots are a two-year-olds output stuck to a fridge

I think when I retire I shall move to a cabin in Montana. Maybe write a manifesto, do some arts and crafts.

These robots are obviously female because they have long hair, boobs, and a badonkadonk

This is the kind of answer I would think of hours later, but this queen just blurted it out

If “remigration” is such a good idea, why doesn’t Musk give the good example and remigrate himself?

What did people call cat’s airplane ears before there were airplanes?

Because I’d been out in 100F heat I wanted to have a cold sandwich for lunch and it had shredded lettuce and I want you all to know it’s been a pleasure sharing this site with you 🫡

#WHCA dinner is the most boring bsky

Compliance with law enforcement is the cornerstone of liberty, apparently.

The West Wing of the White House should be called just The Wing now, since there‘s no more East Wing

Antoon Shallot

🇺🇸1-4🇧🇪

I’m old enough to remember when Obama bailed out GM and the republicans screeched about “Government Motors”

Out of all the things wrong with this, Culver’s isn’t even fast casual, it’s just fast food. It’s like going to McDonald‘s twice in one day. I wouldn’t recommend it, but it’s not something only the wealthy can afford.

Why is it always only the Democrats that “need moderates”?

FREE POPEHAT

Do they know what happened the last time Vikings came to North America?

Now that Iran has learned they can get a cool $300 billion when they close the Strait of Hormuz, how long before they close it again?

He wants the UFC cage to be permanent 🤦‍♂️ www.rawstory.com/trump-ufc-26....