Rab Townsend

Well, i fell asleep several times, but the best part of Profondo Rosso was Goblin’s badass score.

Sometimes people ask if i want to work with them again, and i don’t know why, because the vibe was off.

hot take, it is not an "implied nude" if you're naked and covering your bits with your hands/arms. You're nude, and the implication is that you are a bit prudish about it.

In a mystery, feels like the baddies only "always make a mistake" if the detective's success is a foregone conclusion.

who dares love a man with vicks vaporub in his moustache?

My sick voice is great for singing Peter Murphy and Bowie.

I shouldn't have to explain this. Edward Scissorhands is a Christmas Movie. The Nightmare Before Christmas is a US Thanksgiving movie.

I am at the stage of disease where I can't stop talking out loud because my voice is an octave deeper.

One reason physical media is dying is because everything is sequels and nostalgia-grabs, and they're not actually good enough to justify owning them, so we just buy the originals over and over, and let the new films rot on the shelves.

I think the worst special effect in Eyes of Fire is probably Rob Paulsen’s beard.

This sore throat needs to decide if it’s a sick or if it’s going home.

It always causes me problems with masking, but one thing I like is when a blonde model has fine, blonde forearm hair that I can see in my photos. It's nice, realistic, crispy detail that reminds you it's a human person that exists in three dimensions.

I was fired twice in the same summer. I was fired from a gas station because the boss’ mother thought i wasn’t happy enough to be there. I got fired from a kid’s library because a power tripping janitor saw me reading with my feet up while i waited for kids to come in and pressed my boss about it.

Someone’s position may be correct, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t too dumb to be speaking confidently on it…

“It’s Prime Day! Check out the great deals on this product you need!” *Product is not on sale*

me, mentally, at every newer model I work with: "GET OUTTA HERE WITH THOSE FALSIES."

on one hand, it is cool that I am so in demand with travelling models that I need them to book months in advance to work with me. On the other hand, I am paying them.

it's wash ya hoodies season.

are we okay with "synchronicitously" as a word?

It's my 9 games, kids. I'm on the trend! Honourable mentions to Might and Magic VII and Caesar 3, which I played a hell of a lot of on PC when I was a kid.

I stock her longs, 'til she pippi.

Me: *skips intro* Apple TV: “you are legally obligated to hear 5 seconds of this expensive song we licensed.”

Feels like ads might be the only thing paid for by the government of ontario.

9 anime that have influenced or affected me the most.

Just because it’s called the “Let 63 year old white men do crimes in broad daylight” bill doesn’t mean steve will do crimes. I know steve loves crime, but freedom is so important.

Lately, feeling very unhinged Kate Bush face.

Rewatching The Batman and they’re really hammering the shit out of this Ave Maria motif.

I just used an old reaction gif from Bambi, and then referenced the Jeb Bush "please clap" thing to a 20-something and realized that both of those things are probably outside the universe of meaning for them.

Cars measuring cargo space in litres as if you’re supposed to fill it with water.

FB friend recommendations be like “works at model”

“Nah, you got all the goodwill you’re gonna get today” sayeth the algorithm, robbing me of twice the engagement.