The Haunted Drive-in

Don’t trust anyone who would press “skip intro” on The Muppet Show. There is darkness in them.

A new horror mix movie, for free? Definitely watching this soon.

Started a new list: boxd.it/YdUQu

Just learned that Eric Bauza died, at 46. Absolutely gifted actor, gone way too young. Rest in peace man.

Random Redditor: THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS is a Halloween movie. Me: THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS is a Christmas movie. 2nd Random Redditor: The whole thing is about colonization. It’s a Thanksgiving movie.

Am I really high or is this a HAUNTED spa!?

My main takeaway so far is that the one dude has a very cool Flintstones shirt.

Had to choose something, so going in on a totally blind watch. Now showing at Late To The Party Cinema: DEATH SPA.

Alright amigos, help me out. I’ve got maybe 15 minutes before the gummy hits and I want to watch a new (to me) horror movie that doesn’t require a lot of focus. Something fun and funky, technical quality unimportant. Think RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD-ish. I have Tubi, Netflix, Hulu, Peacock, Shudder.

Favorite film in haiku: The ghost with the most Leading bio-exorcist Ne’er trust the living

There’s an apocryphal tale that Chop-top in THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 inspired the personality of Beetlejuice, and while no one’s gone on record to confirm this, it makes perfect sense to me.

Now showing At Uncharacteristically Timely Cinema: STREET FIGHTER. Get ovah here! Wait…

After 30+ years, I finally have the complete ZooBooks collection with shelf organizer and the tiger poster, all for two bucks. Thrift sales forever!

I’ve watched plenty of TV specials and new (to me) horror movies this spooky season, but haven’t made time for any of the classic, holiday central flicks. Gonna rectify that with HALLOWEEN ‘78 tonight.

I had to.

Massive Halloween displays with snacks and free admission? Say less.

Everyone can relax, I found my Garfonic sticker.

I’ve been unusually productive today. Rewarding myself with a @rifftrax.com live show marathon.

Today’s haunted highlight: Attack of the Killer B Movies with Elvira! The Mistress of the Dark kidnaps some young NBC stars and forces them to watch Roger Corman flicks. Here’s every host segment and commercial break! youtu.be/9bwrtWfTpYk?...

I would 100% watch the WART HEAD franchise.

Wife’s movie pick tonight. Now showing at Late To The Party Cinema: Disney Channel Original Movie UNDER WRAPS.

All these people upset over Freaky Nikki’s inclusion in Fortnite need to log off and go outside for a bit.

The burning Jerry Dandridge skull from the climax of FRIGHT NIGHT was actually intended to be the Librarian Ghost from the start of GHOSTBUSTERS, but it was considered too scary for that flick.

Now showing at Late To The Party Cinema: THE BURNING (1981). Who names their kid Cropsy?

Yep, THE BLACKENING is still a great time.

Today’s haunted highlight: Mina and the Count. Hysterical Cartoon Network short with @markhamillofficial.bsky.social as the king of vampires VS one very persistent little girl. Funny, spooky, and sweet. youtu.be/noArYD__29g?...

It’s been a fairly horrible day, but I’ve got a plan to get wasted with my buddy and watch THE BLACKENING tonight, and that’ll help.

Migraines is awesome.

It’s under 60 degrees outside. This is a morning meant for apple cider and the Growing Pains Halloween special. youtu.be/F3lOhKf-y7w?...

Been wanting to watch this ever since @slimyswampghost.bsky.social recommended it. Now showing at Late To The Party Cinema: THE MONOLITH MONSTERS.

Just realized that HOCUS POCUS fits my musical movies list. Let me know if you have suggestions! boxd.it/HQ5Oi

I don’t think I can finish this movie tonight. The edible hit and I am fading fast.

Who’s that knockin’ on my door, ooh it’s Mr. Dance Floor… Now showing at Late To The Party Cinema, it’s SUSPIRIA.

I see you Joe Dante, sneaking a box of Gremlins cereal into THE ‘BURBS.

My nieces and nephew made “monster” cookies.

My sister thrifted this for me and now I’m trying to convince the wife it should be our standard bedspread.

Time to take a trip to the cabin… #NowWatching THE EVIL DEAD. 45th anniversary!

Just finished watching THE GREAT SATAN on Tubi. It’s a chaotic mixtape movie comprised entirely of horror movies, news broadcasts, Fundie Christian propaganda, Halloween specials and more, representing the Satanic Panic of the 1980s. I’m 83% sure they used a snippet from one of my YouTube uploads.

The new Brendan Fraser/Rachel Weisz MUMMY movie has been officially titled THE MUMMY: THE BOOK OF THE DEAD, so I better see the Necronomicon in the end credits scene.

Basic ghosts when someone moves into their house:

Honest question: has Mike Flanagan ever missed?

Hail to the king, baby.

The biggest jump scare of my childhood? Easy:

Today’s haunted highlight: My Halloween Mood Table from 2019! youtu.be/bltZz-cda00?...