hawkbird

AYO thats what they called me in highschool

so ya know that thing where your body jolts hard suddenly when your falling asleep? yea, my fuckin brick of a phone was in my hand an nailed me right in the face 😖🙃

the crossover no one asked for or wanted 😭

glad to see the unemployment gaming industry is still alive and well 🥰

mf i was blissfully omw to being full of soup and i managed to dip my hair in the soup TWICE during the process 😭

i fucking love cyberpunk mods

peak urban-park core

industrial bloodsun

HEY bomp bomp bomp got any

fuck, i accidentally learned smoke on the water

damn.. music theory got hands.. ...also fuck my fingers hurt BUT I LOVE GUITAR

windows fucking forcibly updated my computer to windows 11 when i wasnt looking unfathomable user experience, at least the fuck go back button wasnt hard to find

i modeled my fpv goggles while hammered last night and it came out.. way better than i expected? considering i could barely see straight lmao its so i can have goggles on while flying in fpv, will have a toggled mute/deaf symbol on it

pfhew, that sure was a close month, im gonna be so good and responsible with my money this paycheck, no new hobbi- 𝚊𝚑 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔

did you know: much like crabs, all music naturally evolves into either hardstyle or ska

𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗: 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛

its my birthday today! haha april fools got yo ass its actually tomorrow you absolute buffoons, i got you good

i cryptically gave fox stevenson a tiny 3d printed boykisser in a comically small briefcase

thank you past me for leaving this pipebomb in my videos folder

BRO THIS HAS HAPPENED LITERALLY TWICE WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS A COINCIDENCE

"showering is just an oil change for your skin" - @kadachii.isadog.online

broo how tf did i make it out of ohio, god's comin to take us mfs back

theyre doing this to me on thursday

ohgod ohfuck theyre publicly deploying 5g gay conversion beams on the furries

hell yea, gonna cook something goofy up tonight hehe

so i quietly offered @foxstevensmon.bsky.social a boykisser last night in the funniest way possible and he took one be the cryptid you want to see in the world <3

behold, the most cursed adapter I've made in my life (so far)

got this at a small furry rave i was volunteering at yesterday, god holy shit im so stoked to listen, check out the track names, never enough furry trash music in your life DJ PISS MYSELF - NINTENDO DSi AZERBAIJAN MY BESTY IN CHRIST WHAT

five guys betwixt my thighs 🥺😶‍🌫️

werewolf c*m?? i sure hope he does..! 🤣 😳 🥺

you've felt them. the teeth. haven't you

uwu yyea? tell me more about the cages and teeth

how ur email finds me btw

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pictures never do it justice, but the full moon last night was jaw droppingly gorgeous up where i am. with all the deep powdery snow, its so calm and silent you could hear a pin drop howl at your local moon today! its free!

hello from the 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚍𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗

holy shi- yeah man idk like. i highly prefer freedom, which includes making cursed things, so the real "fair" solution imo is just integrated guides and advice inside the editor sdk to stop the spread of misinformation

a whole 12" feel hot pepperoni fresh out the oven

you know those tweets of like "post your last saved image as your response" yea. i dont think i can ever save another image to my phone after this one

??? WHAJAT ??? ?

floor gang

floor gang

canned stew is just wet dog food for humans

ive come to the realization that kerbal space program is just Unity Editor - The Game and it really explains a fuckin lot for why i love both so much

but.. why did jenna say quah?

i put da griddy in ✨degradation✨🥰