Hayzemaker 🫘

Hayzemaker 🫘

@hayzemaker.bsky.social

Legally blind.

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I can’t have my phone out during the election, which means I can’t read my text book when it is slow (which I think it will be). My boss suggested a kindle. I found mine from 2020, and the charger! Now to see if I can get the book in .pdf by Tues so I can have it on the Kindle by then. 🤞

When they are switching to privacy screens at a chair for your polling precinct and you want to figure out the best layout for the utmost privacy. #VAElection #volunteer #pollworker

Holy shit work was insane today! Only one 1 hr meeting on my calendar and I still had a tad over 6 hrs. Tomorrow is going to be just as bad only bc I have 4 meetings back to back.

#Maze joining me on the bed while I wind down and knit. She has actually been coming up on the bed in the middle of the night a few times a week. Progress. #Cheza stays all night until about 5am once ppl start moving around. #catsofbluesky

Ex husband called today. Just to chat. Was really tempted to tell him I was watching Heated Rivalry. He is the kind that would look into it just for something to watch bc he doesn’t actively watch anything new himself. He currently has 8 credits on Audible.

Explained to 25 why I was willing to pay for everything…starting to use the CC so I can earn points. Told her I want to start traveling in 2027. “Wow. Divorce has really changed you.” 🤣🤣

A coworker’s boss asked if I could make this shawl for her in black. Told her she might get as much visible stitch definition and showed her another one by the same designer that I *know* looks good in black. I usually don’t do commissions but I know she can afford it.

Silly #knitting humor. Daughter messed up 15 rows of her sock cuff so she spent all day laddering it down and fixing it. Said she didn’t have the ❤️ to 🐸 back. I told her she should 🐸 it back and then just start on the second sock and do the first one after she was done with the second. 🤣🤣🤣

Had a long weekend and would love to fully lay down but my sweet #Maze won’t let me. At least the electric blanket is on and she is happy. I even had to put my keyboard to just the left side bc my right hand is being held hostage #catsofbluesky

Apparently, my trigger is men who try to use passive aggressive behavior after being told multiple times that something they see as a flaw is by design and there is nothing wrong with it. Take your “I’m sad and I feel like no one’s cares about me.” And FUCK OFF!

24 called me from her Friendsgiving dinner. Laughing so hard she was close to tears. Trying to tell me “Hi”. I ask if she is drunk. Nope. She took an edible. Asked if BF took one. No. The friends made sure on who was driving home before offering it. We’ll see how this goes.

We know Trump gets a lot of his “knowledge” from the ppl around him. How much of that is true w his prior info on Zohron Mamdani. He once said Mamdani’s voice was awful and I was surprised when I heard him that…it was a normal voice. So, POTUS gets all this misinformation and that gets… 1/2

2/2….blown out of the water once Mamdani goes to the WH. He’s smart, handsome, charismatic, has sound ideas for NYC that make sense and his voice doesn’t sound bad at all. Everything POTUS was told to believe by his sycophants is wrong and Trump is finding it out in real time. On camera.

I don’t watch football but am a Jags fan. How. The. Fuck. Does Houston go from 10 halfway thru the 3rd to 39 by end of game. Did the Jags think “Oh, we’re doing great! Let’s put in 4th string Defense.” And then a round of applause and “Good answer!”- ala Family Feud when that is clearly NOT good?

One guy asked why the names are in the order they are in “that’s probably confusing for. Someone who can’t read or write.” Wondering if he thinks someone will miraculously know their letters if the Rs were listed first. 🙄

So far, only one asshole has started to give me grief for asking his information when I have his ID in front of me. Jokes on him, I can’t see that! He even started to say “well maybe glasses….” “Glasses don’t work for me.” Was tempted to put my eSight on and make him wait the 45 sec for boot up

Cleaned out the coat closet last weekend & have 7 coats/jackets that I can get rid of. Didn’t want to just drop them off at Goodwill. Looked online. No homeless shelter in my area but the town over does have a Domestic Violence center.

I emailed them, asking if they wanted the jackets and they said Yes. Son will drop them off tomorrow. There are 2-3 wool coats in the group and nice, heavy duty winter jackets and windbreakers. Glad they are going to a good cause and not to some cheap person with money.

I have to think of silly/nonsensical words re: story telling/epic battles if my Bard rolls poorly enough. I have a few options but then I had this mean thought to just “six-seven” into the mix. 😈

Is this a new #scam? I have gotten two wrong number texts in the past month. Tell them they have the wrong number and then they say “You sound nice, come to my bbq! It’s always fun to make new friends” (first one after sending a text inviting a friend to her bbq.) 2nd one gave me name/age.

If I had a dollar every time a person thinks I Crochet and not Knit, even though I have been doing it for 12 years and these are family members, I would have enough money to support my hand-dyed, Etsy yarn addiction. #knitting #yarn #crochet #fiberarts