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I need an irl place where I can be horny with other horny people, is that too much to ask

Reskeet if you’re a weirdo furry socialist. Need to know who my tribe is.

I still feel bad about Providence from Risk of Rain.

Pornography

Throw me into the Cursed Apple, I'll come back pregnant.

@mattythemouse.bsky.social

I don't understand supposedly hiding someone's identity just by censoring their eyes. That doesn't do anything, you can still tell who they are. It's like Japanese hentai censoring, you did the bare minimum.

Horny but too sleepy to do anything about it.

all the artists and creatives you love are fucked in the head and they are all terrified of you finding out and killing them for it

Want some fiber? Take a can of black beans, pour it in a bowl, heat it up, and then mash the fuck out of 'em. Then melt in some cheese, spoon in a bit of sour cream, and add as many seasonings as you like. Easy lazy bean dip. Serve with your chips of choice.

Rediscovered Shiron the Windragon. What a hunk.

Blessed are the strange queers on the internet, for theirs are the purest souls of all.

PENIS BOLT

I'm yet another year older. I'm tired.

I hate how fucking opaque and secretive Deadlock's development has become. I WANT to test new shit, I WANT to play with unfinished stuff and see what works and what doesn't. But they closed it all off and now there isn't even a roadmap. Total secrecy. Radio silence. We're shut out.

I can't move a mouse cursor to a precise location on a screen quickly. This makes me want to end it all constantly.

I can't believe Zeus himself just personally lightning fisted @starboyblue.bsky.social

D'ya like jazz?

I feel like I've gotten the attention of incredibly powerful and impossibly malevolent people, who are capable of manipulating every single little minute piece of my life to make me suffer until I can't take anymore.

Maybe ranked multiplayer comp games just shouldn't be available to people without friends.

Lil Gator Game made me ugly cry. You should buy it.

If I could, I'd sleep for years at a time.

Some people just can't be reasoned with.

MY AIR CONDITIONER IS BROKEN AND IT'S THE WEEKEND SO THEY CAN'T FIX IT HELL IS REAL GOD IS DEAD

I can't tell people to post hole anymore, they say it's "uncouth". Literally 1984.

I wish War Thunder was as fun as Spookston vids make it look. It's not. It's not very fun at all.

The death by a thousand cuts that we're all experiencing is getting fucking old. End it already. Blow the world up and get it the fuck over with.

shit forgot my meds thought I took 'em didn't

they hate us cuz they anus

Man I sure love how perpetually shidded this website is.

Music is the easiest way to directly control my emotions. I find it really difficult to cry, but some certain pieces just do that to me immediately.

I missed this month's pride festival on accident because I thought it was a week later than it actually was. I'm a fraud. A fake fan.

35 years of putting my dick in a blue hedgehog.

I'm so pathetic. No one will ever take me seriously. I fucking regress and go nonverbal under any pressure. I'm not fit to live.

I do not like being dominated. I do not like the *idea* of being dominated, or humiliated, or caged, or otherwise degraded. I am free, I am egregious, I am *out here*, and there's nothing you can do about it.

I'd fuck every pokemon. EVERY. Pokemon.

If Wesley Willis was around today he'd have people following him around trying to make him have a meltdown and there'd be podcast about "the lolcow schizophrenic musician" and his fans would consist entirely of people who want to see him get worse

it’s interesting to see how everything turns into a moral discourse instead of a material discourse

I'm sure a CPAP would help me a lot. Too bad there's an air leak through one of my tear ducts so the only way to make it work is to use a setup so uncomfortable that I just won't be able to sleep at all.

"It's not that deep" EVERYTHING IS SO MUCH FUCKING DEEPER THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT

My damned morbid curiosity has seen far too many abhorrent images seared into my memory. This will continue unabated.

We should have never let liberals learn the word "tankie"

And you could have it all, my empire of 'gurt. I will let you down, I will make you splurt.

I love Deadlock. I despise Deadlock's players.

Happy pride month, I've been touch starved for well over a decade.

Power doesn't corrupt. Power simply allows you to be who you really are. Power does not corrupt politicians, or rulers, or authorities. They were already like that, and were lifted up by a system that rewards cruelty.

How do I even attempt to talk about current events without collapsing into a heap of fedposts and threats?