Hazard Hostile

October 2026, day 27: an album cover redraw: The Ramones! Johnny, Joey, Chico, Harpo, Carol, Ted, Vanya, Sonya, Masha, Cuthbert, Dibble, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, and Titch!

Hellraiser sequel where Pinhead and the cenobites are increasingly exasperated by my inability to open the puzzle box, even after it has been made several orders of magnitude easier and they're whispering detailed instructions to me through it

October 2026, day 26: that old standby, a crowd scene

With the heat You Can See Everything is getting it really makes me think Robert Durst fucked up documentaries about criminals for everyone. If you don't get the criminal on camera admitting to being guilty then people treat the documentary like it failed as if that's what documentaries are meant for

'Click' is one of the few movies I quit watching because I was so annoyed at the conceit that the lead character chose to use the magic remote to fast forward through time with his kids in order to spend his time working but if AI has taught me anything it's that I owe Adam Sandler an apology

October 2026, day 25: this caveman invented fire, spears, necklaces, and haircuts. But he still has to poo in the bushes.

I once saw Neil Gaiman do a signing and he told this story about writing part of American Gods at Tori Amos's house and being menaced by carrion birds I'm not doing it justice, just Google "Neil Gaiman Vulture story" for more information

October 2026, day 24: Alfie in a Tropical Storm, or Surprised!

October 2026, day 23: Olivia Rodrigo!

"What's your sign?" Me:

October 2026, day 22: flowers! What kind of flowers, you ask? What do I look like, a botanist?

Ready Player One is like a cynical commodification of nerd culture where everyone loves and appreciates niche references because they want to win a contest to rule the internet. It's like if you wrote a book where everyone is obsessed with NFL minutiae called The Search For Madden's Gold

The accusation that conservatives treat the Founding Fathers less like people and more like infallible vengeful gods who must be appeased remains undefeated

October 2026, day 21: a ramshackle apartment building from Jacques Tati's film 'Mon Oncle'

If I could ask JK Rowling one question it would be whether she finds it hard to write. Not like the craft side of writing. I mean physically. Is it hard to type with all that blood on her hands

October 2026, day 20: the legend that was Catherine O'Hara

October 2026, day 19: ballet feet, from a photo by Instagram user @kyliesheaxo

If I ever met Law Roach I'd tell him he reminded me of Stacy Keach in the movie Body Bags, because I don't think Law Roach knows who Stacy Keach is and I don't think Law Roach has seen Body Bags

October 2026, day 18: a tarot card redraw - the Queen of Wands, in the classic playing card style. A lot harder to draw in this style than it looks!

I was so moved by this Christian dad’s response to a despondent trans kid whose father wouldn’t support their care on “Christian” grounds. It’s never OK to use Christ as a weapon of hate. God is love. 💗 www.reddit.com/r/cisparentt...

October 2026, day 17: Viking warrior

October 2026, day 16: Princeton hockey returned today! Here's star Sarah Fillier '24, who has spent the last two years since graduation playing for the NY Sirens in the PWHL.

"They say that Digger's one bad mother-" "You shut your mouth!" "But I'm talking 'bout Digger!" "Then I can shaft it!"

This makes the role of Number Two in The Prisoner look like a long-term tenured position

"Elon Musk announces flying car!" and then the video of it just looks like that Vine with the Irish guys and the helium balloons

I've been thinking about this all week and it's probably the best explanation of this administration's actions I've seen

October 2026, day 15: a Lewis chessman. He's berserk!

October 2026, day 14: origami cat

October 2026, day 13: Peter Weller? A typewriter? It can only be Cronenberg's masterpiece, Naked Lunch!

October 2026, day 12: Molly and Case, from William Gibson's Neuromancer

Shane Gillis doesn't strike me as a guy who goes to the gym

October 2026, day 11: fashion!

October 2026, day 10: a '60s VW Beetle

Just announced at New York Comic-Con by Todd McFarlane! The world of Judge Dredd joins forces with McFarlane Toys for a new line coming soon! #judgedredd #dredd #2000ad

October 2026, day nine: ALL ARE ONE IN BLOBBY

I'm a Liberty fan so not having them in the finals sucks but I'm also a Princeton fan so having Kaitlyn Chen in the finals is awesome

Ian McKellen in a Beatle wig

Genuinely, if you watch a streamed/televised execution you should be put on some kind of list and not allowed around normal people

October 2026, day 8: Sonic the Hedgehog being menaced by his robotic duplicate Metallix

October 2026, day seven: Joan of Arc. Maybe? A lady in armour, anyway.

Oh shit Goodreads added the ability to rate books with half and quarter stars BRB re-rating every book I've ever read

October 2026, day six: some vintage '90s harajuku fashion, courtesy of Fruits magazine

Look, I have many good friends who are Italian but this guy is really doing nothing to push back against the argument that Italians are one of the worst groups for refusing to acclimate to American moral standards even after several generations

October 2026, day five: Chewbacca! What a wookiee.

I bought this amazing tiger reliquary from @lioninthetrees.bsky.social a couple of months ago for my wife's birthday. Since her birthday has finally passed, I can post about it! Isn't it absolutely beautiful?

thinking about this post again

October 2026, day four: Murder Mystery! A widow, a rake, a doctor, a detective, an heiress, and a businessman gather to discover the mystery of... what shape is that billiard table supposed to be, anyway?!?

October 2026, day three: it's Mean Girls day, and this year it's Gretchen Weiners' turn to shine!