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Finn and Gizmo are ready to teach us that joy is in the little things, fun is what you make it, and love is never a zero-sum game. They're awfully good at this.

If I vote, the ads will stop, right? Right?

If this "New America" thing happens and Google Maps starts labeling the Land of Enchantment with this unholy horseshit, I fully expect New Mexico to just fully cut that app off, like Mississippi did BlueSky. Only justifiably. JFC this annoys me, damn.

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and post one you like. Lake Huron

Shit's a little weird here, but I ain't mad about it.

@weratedogs.com come back to BlueSky!

"Dolly has lived in the light and is surely in the arms of Jesus..."

We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car

Shoot 'Em Up (2007)

Bullshit.

I once had a runny camembert-style cheese made from goats milk that basically changed my outlook on life. I also tried juustoleipä once and that was fun.

A scientific guide to the varieties of squirrels found in my backyard.

I don't know which Ride or Die achievement I admire more: making two women my age into genuinely sexy leads, or getting me to love an Ed Skrein character.

Never has a @georgepenney.bsky.social timeline cleanse been more welcome.

My boy Jake Rogers is earning his paycheck tonight. That's right, people, baseball is still happening!!! Stupid soccer.

Charlie was about to find out.

"When the power of love beats the love of ​power the world knows peace." I dunno, I'm kinda here for those crazy Empire State Building kids. www.reuters.com/world/two-pe...

ROBBED!!

www.imaginelearning.com/heart-work/m...

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

It only just occurred to me that there must have been some guy named Keebler and that they didn't name the cookies after the elves.

Better Call Saul Firefly Joe Pera Talks With You Supernatural Kim's Convenience What We Do In the Shadows The Muppet Show Blue Eye Samurai Avatar the Last Airbender Bluey Star Trek Strange New Worlds Reservation Dogs The Great British Baking Show Downton Abbey Severance

Tork bomb saves the day!

xkcd.com/3233/ Today's xkcd is the truest truth ever expressed in webcomic form.

C'mon, y'all, THIS is the interesting part of the image.

Okay, and now the desk agent is saying that the flight is so empty that he's happy to move people around if they want a different seat. Y'all, flying is great!

Fastest I've ever been through TSA in SLC. I don't know what the fuss is about. What? Why are you looking at me like people did when I used to say "I had no trouble at all nursing my kids."?

Congratulations, you have discovered the happiest owl ☺️ all curses are now lifted

Got through DTW TSA in record time. Whatever Detroit is doing, keep it up. This holds for airport security and pizza in equal measure.

Ah, C'MON!

Go see The Bride! It messed my brain up so well I was halfway home before I realized my headlights were off. It is a marvel.