Heather Anne Campbell

Heather Anne Campbell

@heathercampbell.bsky.social

Writer / Executive Producer at Rick & Morty. Podcast: Get Played Comedy: Whose Line is it Anyway, Hebecky Drysbell at UCBLA. Alum: SNL, Creepshow, Eric Andre Show, Twilight Zone. She/Her/It

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“This car can fly and you will be able to buy it” “The cybertruck can briefly serve as a boat” “Your car can do unsupervised autopilot by 2017” “This machine can do 12,000 tests with a single drop of blood” why is only one of these statements fraud

the most recent school shooting, in which three elementary school children and a teacher died, is on page 22 of the Sunday New York Times — in case you wanted to track how little we care about this now

Thing is, I can never open those ideas nor read them, because if we were ever already writing something similar, it would open us up to lawsuits or what-have-you, so as a blanket statement I will unfortunately never take a look at the stuff you send my way.

But I love your passion and hopefully you can submit through proper channels and those ideas can find a natural and compensated way onto the show! So keep writing, get yourself a manager or agent, and have them submit the work! ❤️ Good luck to you!

Instead, the list puts forth that there’s not a single anime produced in the last 26 years that’s better than Scandal (100) or The Gilmore Girls (99). That feels purposeful to me. Intentionally ignorant. And classist, to be frank.

i just want one company to make a printer that works and i'll give them my lifetime fealty to never have to think about printers ever again. today's printer problem: it suddenly doesn't remember the internet password. and when the password is inputted, it refuses the password. why, printer

my Kojima theory: What if Kojima’s next game requires a disc drive? What if it needs other CDs or BluRays for you to unlock weapons? Sony announces no disc drive at the same time they tell Kojima we can’t fund your game; a game that requires physical media to play. Which is why it’s called PHYSINT

(Unfolding iPhone duo) time to unlock my potential (snapping open mechanical keyboard) on my mini computer (hanging three batteries over my shoulder) ‘cause we’re at peak design (AirPlay enabled) and nothing will stop me (slamming apple vision over my eyes) from productivity (my car crashes)

One of my minor complaints about modern living is the virtual queue. Waiting for 30 minutes on a display, only to have your display go to sleep, and lose your place in virtual line, feels like a needlessly punishing digital experience.

I see a ton of people online crediting “the writing team” of Rick and Morty with the strength of the first two episodes of Season 9 — but while it’s true that everyone gives thoughts and notes, these episodes absolutely belong to Albro Lundy and Jess Lacher.

They’re brilliant episodes because Albro and Jess are brilliant. We are given enormous creative control over our scripts, and the resulting tone, comedy, and intention is almost always a reflection of the credited writer’s spirit.

The rest of the staff supports their vision, but most of the time what you’re seeing on screen is 99% what the author brings to the table. Basically: credit where credit’s due. Lacher and Albro, you guys fucking crushed it.