Hannah Spanner

Happy National Black 🖤 Cat Day. #witchsky

Why are people banging on about a whistle?

A pub manager on a power trip last night decided to call me 'unladylike', and I have never enjoyed telling someone exactly what I thought of them so much in all my life. Misogynistic prick. P.s Taunton is fucking weird.

Out for my wedding anniversary. #legs

The danger of WFH. #biscuits

Someone on my floor has recently had a glass office built for them quite close to me. It still doesn't have a door. People come in and they have whingy conversations about other people that just echo round the little glass room and out the gaping door frame. It's quite entertaining.

Office people - if you leave stuff in the kitchen sink and work, does that mean you do it at home too?

BEHOLD.

Baking stuff

A the joys of being sent a supposedly super urgent form from the bank to self certify a company....with no return address confirmed. I've assumed it's the PO Box address typed quite small on the front of the letter. But zero mention in the 7 pages of content. Slow clap to Natwest.

Dr surgeries phonelines are such a load of shite. I waited over half an hr yesterday and the queue supposedly only went down by 1 (I was no3 at start, no2 when I gave up). Just waited at "no1" in queue for nearly 15mins. When I did eventually get through I think I was on the line for around 1min.

Everything's rubbish. But this is lovely.

TRANS LIVES ARE REAL. HARRY POTTER IS NOT.

One of the best things I've ever seen. Happy Friday! Right. Back to cough green phlegm at the chemist who wouldn't give me antibiotics beginning of last week.

STICK.

Autumnal cooking has begun!

Saturday plans

If anyone coveted the Body Shop honey & almond body lotion years ago (which they discontinued), check out the tub of 'pistachio and salted caramel' lotion from Lidl. It smells exactly the same, it's gorgeous! I smell like yummy biscuits 😋

#totp

Another absolute blinder of a meal kit. Didn't try them for yrs because people we knew said the portions were stingy. Well we've tried 2 different variations (likely all made by the same company) over about 3yrs and all I can say is - how much do some people eat!? I am stuffed...and zero food waste.

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He Told Her To Calm Down. Oil on canvas. 🎨: Henri-Léopold Lévy

Watching Goldeneye and every time Sean Bean comes on screen I really want him to say BASTARD in a really Northern accent.

We 💜 jimothy #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon

One artist, a rake, and a tide clock. Andres Amador's massive geometric sand drawings vanish before the day ends, and that's the whole point.

I think my cat is broken

I know the US-UK comparison can get old, but the disposable food container 'thing' is baffling me. I know the paper plates have been heartily mocked, bur I'm starting to see people making quiches and pies in those disposable tin trays. The kind we'd (in UK) only get from shop bought stuff. Odd.

I love this woman. If only her words could reach all human ears. A must watch till the end, Speaker-Vandana Shiva is an Indian scholar, environmental activist, food sovereignty advocate, ecofeminist and antiglobalization author. #WomeninLeadership IG: @maturedgirl

That extra button undone on the weather man...and the slutty little glasses.....gosh 🫦 #PointsWest

After a bit of a lie down with drugs to nip this cold-in-waiting in the bud, this one fell asleep on me. I really need a wee now but she has such a cute snore...

So the #PutneyPusher, linked to the forces and royalty, has been found dead. But it's 'not suspicious'....? Me thinks a sniff of Epstein/Andrew is afoot....

Good morning 🌞 Is anyone interested?

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We know it's because a lot of them were actually there, right...? We have our own UK Proud Boys now.... www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Oh Nigella, you naughty girl. Now I want dessert!!!!

Truly wild to have lived through moral panics about teenagers wearing hoodies and Muslim women wearing the head dress to now experience 'but is a large group of organised far right activists in balaclavas really that scary'

Ah the ridiculous build choices continue in the next episode - a hermetically sealed house with filtered air. In order to help with their kids' multitude of severe allergies. Fairly sure having zero exposure to...anything...makes susceptibility to allergies worse, no? 😬 #GrandDesigns

Why the actual fuck would you want a toilet with no enclosed wall or ceiling? Do people actually like watching and smelling each other shit in their bedroom? #GrandDesigns

A peaceful sit in the late summer sun. There may or may not be a glass of rosé in my hand...

Is this creepy or what?

ICON.

Hey Bristol (UK) council. Can you get your shit together and make out open spaces actually nice like this guy? Ta x