helluvaguava

⚠️Trigger Warning⚠️: This is my fun, unhinged account with my crazy, random thoughts about life, the Hellaverse, and everything. If you are sensitive you may not appreciate it. Please block/unfollow. Protecting your mental health is important and I am not for everyone. 💕 No offense is ever taken. 💕

I'm going to get lit on fire on here, but...I'm not a fan of Vassago. 🫠 Is it influenced by my love of Stolitz? Of course. But my initial impression was, meh? Like he's pretty, well spoken, rich and talented. But I hope there's more we uncover as the story progresses.❤️

I second this theory. 🪢⛓️❤️

Sick at work. Lovely. Praying the time goes faster and the next two episodes of Helluva don't break my heart even more next week. What a rollercoaster! I'm having fun but also getting my fee fees hurt. 🤣

Yes please!! 🍽️ #imanangstybitch 🙌🏻

Me: 🥹😭 Husband: 🤣 She's so ugly!! 🤣 Me (through tears): shaddupp!! 🥹😭🤣🥹😭🤣😭

I love music. 🥹🥰🎶🦉🦎

Episode 4... Awwwwe!!! Episode 5...Oh GODDAMNIT there's the rollercoaster again...🎢 Episode 5 hurt way worse than 3 for this Stolitz girl. 🫠 Will continue to let it cook. Trust the process.🍳

And probably again tonight after the next two. 😅 Let's GOOOOO!!

🤣🤣 This made my nightshift! 🤣🤣

Every day + Rope.

Pov: any work day...

A-fucking-MEN!! ❤️

Gorgeous!!

Rope and Dirty Bird repeating in my head during work....

I NEED this as a print. It's so beautiful!! Hands down my fav shot from episode 3.

So many things happening in Dirty Bird and people struggle to understand many things can be true at once #HelluvaBoss

Amen to this! Not everyone wants to be a boring basic vanilla purity prude and being represented means everything. ❤️🪢⛓️🔥❤️ Thank you!! 🫶🏻

RIP Franklin You were taken from us too soon

Side note from the episode 3 talk: While waiting for helluva last night I colored the vees as moths. Yay coloring books! 📓🖍️

Wally's dad can GET IT. 🥵🔥

I felt this so hard too...🫠💔

Since I'm not in Cali yet(😭), I'm so making this at work. Will report back.

Same.

Life is MESSY. It is not a fairytale. And #helluvaboss season 3 part 1 NAILS it. Hehehe...😘😅😭🤪

My heart BLEEDS for Blitz. 😭 He deserves the court ordered apology, tbh. So many emotionssss. 💔

I actually filmed my reactions to each episode. Now I hafta learn video editing real quick like to send a summary to a friend lol. 😅 Summary reaction to #helluvaboss so far is....

⚠️Helluva Boss S3 semi spoiler⚠️ I. WAS. RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!! YOU GO STOLAS! Ep 3 hit so hard. In so many ways. I've been there Stolas. I have never felt so seen by a show in my life. But my heart BLEEDS for Blitz. 😭 Hang in there guys! #helluvabossspoilers #helluvabossseason3 #sluterastolas

What time is Helluva releasing? Is it 12 am PST like Hazbin or something else? I haven't had time to keep up with everything. 😭🫠

Going to do a social media lights out to avoid spoilers until Tuesday! Thankfully working every day until then so it'll help the time pass faster!! I can't wait for all the mistakes Stolas will make this season. Pearl clutchers will become pearl grinders! Let the birb LIVE! ❤️🦉🏳️‍🌈💃🏻

Working my arse off at my survival job to get out to Cali. I miss bsky and all the fun of the fandom! Have fun to everyone going to NYCC!!

6 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!!

8 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

Short day!! ❤️🦉🐺💜 Can't wait to get off work and watch!! 📺

11 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

18 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

23 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

24 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

25 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

Working on this song ('Dying Ain't So Bad' )with my vocal coach is hitting HARD. Its giving M&M vibes and my heart is so raw from that S3 trailer...😭♥️ Going to be an interesting lesson today!

I cannot wait to watch Stolas find himself this season! 🥹🙌🏻 I've been spending the last few years doing the same and discovering my identity and who I truly am later in life. ♥️ This is gonna hit right in the feels. 🥲 You got this baby birb! 💙🦉💜

So many feels and emotions. I'm proud of the growth, but I'm sad for #Stolitz. At least we sorta had them a bit. 😭💔 I'm pumped for Millie's story line though!! ❤️