Hexblue

Hexblue

@hexblue.bsky.social

I draw (and sometimes write a tiny bit) about gay kinky latex/rubber/symbiote takeover stuff. As I saw it said elsewhere, "Dead dove. Do not open." and all that. You know if the above is in your interest or not.

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Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

@tbskyen.com I have watched the thing, and now I need to watch you watch the thing. As it has ever been. As it must be. (I know, I know. You're probably getting around to it. I'm just sitting here gleefully waiting.)

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

Had the weirdest dream where some friends were getting ready to play some co-op Pokémon tcg (???) and I wanted to join in but couldn’t find my Bant Pokémon deck (???????????) Lmao wtf brain

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Almond
@almondsquirrel.bsky.social

Imagine how humiliating it must be for an ad company to demand content changes to a site like FA, only for that to cause the ads viewers to literally pay -more- money directly to FA to get the advertiser to fuck off. Like, the money was there all you had to do was not fuck with it.

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

If you ever wanna know if a sub touch-types, fluster them to the point of keymashing and check for a preponderance of the characters 'asdfjkl;' in it, especially at the start.

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

Drag'n wash should have a sfw mode... and when you enable it, all it does is add OSHA-compliance. Safety rails, trip hazard warnings, proper eye protection, etc. Kobold safety at work is important.

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

To the owner of the 'roguewolves' discord account: I have banned you from my server because your account was bot spamming in the server. I tried to message you on discord, but am being prevented by (I believe) privacy settings. You are welcome back after securing your account and messaging me.

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Puff
@iampuff.bsky.social

learn blender and you, too, can spend a week making a lizard so you can make a gif about a joke made in passing

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Allan “Blood Suckin’ Freak” Lorde
@allanlorde.com

100%. For those unfamiliar, Van Halen had a line in their rider that essentially said “no brown M&Ms.” It was a way to see if the promoter had actually read the contract. They had a shitload of gear to tour with, so if they’re skipping one thing, it’s guaranteed they’re skipping something essential.

BOO! Paddon 🎃@benpaddon.net

An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

Play Big Walk for fun things like: - Hiking with friends - Puzzle solving - Wacky hijinx - Funny misunderstandings - p̵̣͒r̷̛͉o̷̦͘p̴̘̎h̵̥̉e̴̙̓ṯ̷́i̴͕̍c̵̡̽ ̴̪̐v̵͙̕ỉ̷̻s̵̝͛i̵͊ͅọ̸͗n̵̢̑s̷̗̆ ̶͈̀ō̴͍f̴͠ͅ ̵̼̈́a̶͔͌ ̵̲̊ḋ̵͚á̴̹r̸͉̂k̸̥̔ ̸̛̫f̴͖̑ǔ̵̘t̷̡͊ů̸̟r̶̙̓ë̸͉́

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

I have good news. My half asleep brain has invented a new cryptid. All he does is stand in the corner of your room and blow raspberries. Specifically, he does this when some other cryptid has decided to be a spooky nuisance. He blows the raspberries at *them*, being an annoying distraction.

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

“Phhhbt.” “…really John? I’m trying to-“ “Phhhphhhbt” “- trying to work right now. You’re-“ “Phbtbbbt phhbtht” “- you’re throwing me off my game-“ “Phhhhhhbb” “aaand they’ve fallen asleep god damnit John.”

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

Just remembered The Incredible Machine (1993) and realized what a cornerstone it was in a significant amount of my puzzle game interest today.

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

Twitch > Click your Profile > Settings > Security and Privacy > Training for Generative AI They've, of course, made it opt-out, so you'll need to go turn it off.

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

I am thankful for the double checkmarks on telegram messages atm. The lack of a second checkmark on a few messages is keeping the stupid fucking part of my brain that assumes people hate/are mad at me just because they haven’t responded quiet.

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

I know it won’t last forever. There will be a gap of indeterminable time between message being read and replied to. People live on their own time schedule. But at least for now that particular demon is being kept duct taped to a chair and gagged.

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

Context: My guilty pleasure is watching lets plays of games. I can't help but laugh every time I see that Hanna-Barbera-ass garbage can in Ch5. Might as well have been a strangely detailed book in a background bookcase.

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

Man, nothing quite sums of my frustration with Blue Prince like trying repeated to draft the room I need to progress. It's a 1 in 8 chance, roll thrice. If it doesn't spawn, I literally cannot progress. Call it a day x 100 until it spawns.

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Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

*sigh* and then, of course, the game presents an absolutely lovely puzzle for me to gnaw on directly afterwards. I'm going to escape from this puzzle only to find ten years have passed while I wasn't looking.

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

For those already in the know who want to know where I am, I'm currently thinking very hard about colors while looking at a lot of the color blue.

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

Man, nothing quite sums of my frustration with Blue Prince like trying repeated to draft the room I need to progress. It's a 1 in 8 chance, roll thrice. If it doesn't spawn, I literally cannot progress. Call it a day x 100 until it spawns.

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

Oh hey it finally spawned. Now to roll some *more* RNG dice because I need a *different* room to spawn on the same day in order to do the important thing with the first room! :D

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

Second room spawned aaaaaand turns out I forgot I needed to do X other thing before having both these rooms even matters. Which means more different RNG before I can do THIS rng. Yaaaaaaay.

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

It implies that Asgore knew Kris was in the darkworld, but thought he had left. Except we don't see him interact with Kris in the darkworld at any point before this. So... did Kris make the darkworld in full view of Asgore, then say he was heading out while we were in the garbage can outside?

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

This might put a new possible data point on the 'dark world openers evil group chat' theory, with Asgore maybe being more in on things than previously implied.

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

I just had a realization. Maybe I'm forgetting something but... "Kris, why are you still here? Leave!" This line is spoken by Asgore. It's the first line we see him say to Kris in the darkworld. The phrasing 'still here' bothers me, because of what it implies.

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

toysuit with hollow plug, that has nodules and ridges inside like a sex toy the moment when 'struggling to escape' becomes 'struggling to cum' coming up from hypnosis just to be pushed back down even further 🎵 these are a few of my favorite things 🎵

Hexblue
@hexblue.bsky.social

Been a while, but re-encountering a particular ff14 cutscene reminds me of how tickled I am that it feels like the majority of the playerbase's reaction to that scene was to pull out pre-filled adoption papers for some newly disowned siblings. "Ok, fuck you, they're mine now." hehe