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14h

Back at it again, fucking torturing myself (AHS time)

...and Jude is the mother??? That makes no sense, Asylum takes place in the 60s, Constance supposedly moved to LA in the late 60s as an adult to be in the movies, meanwhile Fiona was barely 20 in the 70s.

Jude didn't become a patient at the asylum until 1965, Fiona killed Annaleigh Leighton in 1971 to become the Supreme, and she was at least 19 at the time. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining, I KNOW this show.

14h

Back at it again, fucking torturing myself (AHS time)

I may not be a fan of her but damn did Madison not deserve the scenes she was in this episode

TWINS?! HELLO?! We aren't even two minutes into this episode what the fuck Ryan

14h

Back at it again, fucking torturing myself (AHS time)

PLAY 👏 THE 👏 HITS 👏 god I hate this

19h

I don't want to sound like a dick but sometimes I'm talking to people and I'm like wow...there is no way I'm THIS much smarter than you. I didn't go to college, my ability to do math caps out at what I need to be a cashier, and I can only pronounce cinnamon right on the 1st try 30% of the time.

19h

This is a post about one specific friend of mine like girl...you need to use your brain more. I love you but holy shit. At least this situation didn't get you killed? Yikes.

19h

The situation isn't even a common sense situation, it's a "you need to read more than just the first part of the paragraph" situation, which is worse because NO ONE READS SHIT ANYMORE.

What do you mean I take five minutes to watch the Backstabber music video and Walter Koenig dies

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're Kesha from the Backstabber video that was released 5 minutes ago, 16 years after it was shot

I'm watching Scream 7, and because of the emphasis on technology and the way the literal opening of the movie featured two knife blocks arguing about whether or not Stu survived, I feel like he's not actually alive, but when he popped up on the screen I yelled NO FUCKIN WAY.

Matthew Lillard is just always so great to see on the screen, I wonder if he's gonna bring any of his StuBilly agenda to the role this time around.

And what if I say the words "Glee reboot real and is happening" on here. Will that summon Bri?

V V Brown released a new album like 3 years ago, I really should sit down and listen to it. Traveling Like the Light was one of my most listened to albums of 2009.

Sometimes I think about when Adele really started blowing up in 2011 during the 21 album cycle, and I was basically vibrating out of my skin the entire time, because I'd been in her camp since Chasing Pavements got me out of the worst relationship I'd had up til that point.

Now I could just...hear Rolling in the Deep on the radio. Whenever. For free!

A lot of AHS just straight up does not hit if you're not Catholic or Christian. Like sorry, my guilt and repression is home-grown, no structured religion needed.

I think the longer this season goes on, Jessica Lange is just genuinely done with this show's shit, so none of her annoyance is acting.

The devil just said "unwoke".

Apparently BlueSky is implementing some kinda AI. Not glad about it.

The spirit of a Victorian spinster briefly possessed me when someone asked me if I had kids: "Children are a curse, and I am unblighted."

I accidentally typed YouRube, which is a great insult for a fool tbh

I am so pissed off at this stupid show I forgot the last episode ended with JPM killing Cordelia. MALLORY WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S TOO FAR GONE YOU CAN DO VITALUM VITALIS LIKE IT'S NOTHING QUIT HYPERVENTILATING AND BE A WITCH

SHE SAID THE LINE

Hi, Kathy Bates.

This shit is dumber than Dahmer on Grindr in the Waymo these are GHOSTS ghosts can't DIE AGAIN they can only be DRIVEN OUT

Clearly, being in hell was good for Fiona, if she's actually being a competent mother now- girl what do you mean ALONE?! Your hell was spending eternity in a knotty pine cat piss fish shack with the Axe Man!

I do like how they were just like "Evan, play the piano" and he was like sure will, that's my role this episode.

All of these fights are so fucking stupid- okay this is kinda sick, get his ass.

So how are Queenie's powers affecting ghosts, now? The reason she got killed in Hotel was because her powers worked on Ramona but not JPM because he was a ghost. Also apparently the Ryan Murphy Dahmer show exists in the AHSverse?! Jerk off a little harder.

When I tell y'all that I got so mad at the timeline inconsistencies and just straight up logistical issues with episodes 4-6 that I am only JUST NOW watching episodes 7-8...

Jessica Lange as Elsa Mars screaming THIS IS WHAT YOU BROUGHT ME BACK FOR?! was not her acting that wasn't even in thr script, she was just pissed as hell.

Additionally, I don't think John Waters has a script, they just give him a scenario and let him run free.

So when I was in my sophomore or junior year of high school, I got really into listening to the full discographies of artists from my parents' time. Now, my mum is a boomer and my dad is gen x, so what they consider "of their time" is wildly subjective-

Some of those regrets are because those bands made SO MUCH MUSIC and genuinely, only like a quarter of the deep cuts were good. It made a fun project feel like a slog, but I also didn't DNF things back then, so I just kept on slogging.

I actually started doing this again with more recent artists during Covid lockdown, I think I should start again.

On the other hand, I never would have heard Disco Strangler or Those Shoes if I'd never listened to the full Eagles discography, so thank you, me in 2006/2007 for starting this journey.

Bands/artists I did this for (regrets marked): The Eagles The Beatles ❌️ Led Zeppelin ❌️ Queen ❌️ Heart Cher Van Halen ❌️ Rush ❌️ Fleetwood Mac Pink Floyd ❌️ Black Sabbath Herman's Hermits ❌️ David Bowie ❌️ Dolly Parton Michael Jackson (J5 era included) Creedance Clearwater Revival

for instance, my dad claims both Nirvana and Linkin Park which...get off my lawn, Hybrid Theory came out when you were 31. But yeah, there were definitely a few bands I regret doing full listens of. To this day, I can't stand Pink Floyd. I like all of one Led Zeppelin song. Rush? Get away from me.

TikTok has informed me that it's been a year since I threatened to shit James Gunn's nuts if he forced me to experience Salvation Run again in the Peacemaker show, a show I didn't actually watch. Excellent use of long term memory saving, thanks TikTok.

Jelly is home from the vet and I am home from Washington, time to be disappointed by American Horror Story.

I will say, I do appreciate how we've gotten three episodes in now and no one has been raped and I don't think I've seen bare ass.

My dumbest, most anime brain-rotted bit is the way I will go "sing it, Robert!" every time an REO Speedwagon song comes on the radio. My husband (who has actually watched the anime I am referencing; I have not) loves this stupid bit to death. I will keep doing it, because I love hearing him laugh.

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