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If you watch closely you can just see Ossoff's eyebrows rise a half-inch when he first says it.

Neither "too oblivious to realize nobody wants to be told why PACs are good actually" and "proactively associating herself with a guy who's doing time" would seem to bode well for her acuity.

The difference between guys who don't know what time it is and a guy who does is so high-def.

Absolutely the most important thing Democrats can do to prepare for November is communicate loudly and often that none of this is correct or legal or fair and that they intend holy hellfire about it. "Drain the swamp" is still a winning platform if you look like you mean it.

Not even young enough to defend yourself from actual replies, bitchmade.

How can this dude not win when he's willing to talk about his prospective Senate colleagues like he's Macho Man Randy Savage.

We must bless Ken Jennings and cast a circle of protection. They just don't make 'em like him.

I saw yesterday that some right-wing outlets were running stories about me, which I’m used to. But this time I’m going to say something about it, because these were framed to imply that I was aligned with their own transphobia. ⬇️

What the fuck John Dean's on here

"You're being manipulated by two teams, and you have to pick a team." I have loved the Carolina Panthers through 7 awful years but if the GOP passed Medicare for All, I'd switch instantly. What you are being "manipulated by" is moral sentiments. It's only uncomfortable because you don't have any.

Don't make fun of my governor. He also saved our transit system by making SEPTA employees wax their moustaches and take paper tickets with an old-timey hole punch.

Jafar Panahi is the real Mr. Wonderful, we should give him all of Kevin O'Leary's money.

I'm glad he's pushing back but this by Murphy is weak. If you give them money, they escalate. If they escalate, they may one day try to put boots on the ground, and thousands will be killed. The way to "support the troops" isn't to enable a future ground invasion, it's to send them home.

An early poem by Larry Levis

there is no hell hot enough

Girl you don't get out because you committed fraud. You get out because you cut him in on it.

Goodell needs to fucking fire Brad Allen and his crew tonight, call up Bowles and Canales and tell them to come back in a week and try again. This shit cannot be allowed to stand.

Another Coen comedy, if pitch black compared to Lebowski: A Serious Man. Dr. Strangelove has to be pretty close to the top of this list, too. I am also one of the world's biggest champions of the horribly funny Me and You and Everyone We Know. "Back and forth forever" has set up shop in my head.

I mean look at this point being a Representative is basically a no-show job anyway

@fetterman.senate.gov I'd love to call you privately and let you know what I think you're made of - not much - but since you're such a chickenshit you can't hear from your constituents, I guess I'll just tell you that here in public.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Motherfucker stop sending your caucus out to these rallies to drum your world historically tone-deaf healthcare messaging can you even read these signs we wrote for you.

Okay fine I'll say it: Bliowa.

I really hate to tell you this but based on the Facebook activity of the normies I know, that funeral accomplished exactly what they want it to. Everybody is thinking about the widow. Nobody is thinking about the subtext.

I will never miss a chance to rep for @mikeduncan.bsky.social and the Revolutions podcast. Hundreds up on hundreds of episodes about every major revolt that made our present world, from England to America to France to Haiti to Mexico to Russia. Things will snap into focus, I promise.

The last WGA strike was not only 67% favorable, it was one of the most VISIBLE strike actions of Biden's presidency. By the end, 83% of voters had heard about it, >30% higher than the Starbucks, Amazon or UPS strikes before. If you want people to take notice of something, turn off their shows.

At some point this definitely changed underneath our feet. The first few were nerve-wracking because nobody knew what kind of regime this would be. I spoofed my GPS then turned my phone off. I didn't take photos. But when you've got six million people out the vibe obviously changes.

Critical support. One person died in Utah and my friend's MAGA neighbor in the Philly burbs left his truck in the street all night with his floodlights on. Every second thread on FB is currently a call for civil war. They want to start shooting because it's the next step to the world they want.

Unthinkable to disappear now, when we as a nation most need leather koozies engraved with a date.