imma be so fr ladies and gents I’m gonna be insufferable about Houndstooth 2 & 3 for at least the next week or two. so if y’all wanna avoid spoiler-shitposts this is me lighting the beacons
AU where Theaboros was built by BYD
Jane Handler stands on Genetor's palm to aura farm, only to get flattened by a 2-ton brick of burning lithium moving at 60mph
"That's the beauty of it, Tier. I'm gonna empower them so much, they'll be too busy becoming independent operators to require constant orders in a rapidly changing battlespace. 20 to 30 deployments later, she walks out of here a competent and healthy pilot."
#mechsploitation
Make sure to bring a cup of coffee to your first meeting with a Handler. That way they'll know that you're a busy pilot who doesn't waste time with dog fuckers.
#AGENDAHOUND
Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4yGkBNh 📷 Evan Vucci
every day the evil coffee imp that lives in my house flips a coin to determine if this pot puts me to sleep or is the equivalent of slamming jet fuel in a studebaker
I don't usually post my non-kink photography on here, but in this case I can't help it. It's *so* cool seeing this shot and Sophie's rendition side-by-side, she really nailed everything I love about the composition and the contrasting colors therein.
She's so good... <3
every day the evil coffee imp that lives in my house flips a coin to determine if this pot puts me to sleep or is the equivalent of slamming jet fuel in a studebaker
I swear to god,* fleet, if you get crisco on my precious boots you'll be licking them clean faster than you could make a meme edit of Kione screaming one of my posts
*myself
imagining the Catty Handler Infighting but because they’re in business suits it's just-
"New weapon. What d'you think?"
"Oh-ho! Very nice."
"Picked her up from the armory this morning."
"Good color."
"That's alabaster. And the scabbard is something called Victorian Lace."
"That's very cool, Dumas. But that's nothing. Look at this."
"That is *really* nice."
"Autumn, with gothic plate. What do you think?"
"Nice."
"Iesu, that is really super. How'd a knave like you get so damn tasteful?"
(I can't believe Brunhilda prefers van Patten's weapon to mine.)
"But wait. You ain't seen nothing. Engraved lettering, Damascus Chocolate. Scarlet"
"Impressive. Very nice."
"Let's see Paula Lenn's weapon."
(Look at the subtle olive coloring of it. The tasteful thickness. Oh my god, it even has a tramp stamp.)
it always beswoggles and bemuses me that I, Guy Who Makes Shitposts, is liked by Real Writers/Artists that crank out peak. like wdym Lady Who Can Draw Anatomy liked my mouse-drawn soyjak
Tailored suit of plate armor, a guandao, and an up-armored and up-motored version of that creepy ass centaur robot that was on the news a few months back.
listen this is NOT the time for a Rebel vote okay. we already had the primaries so just shut up, hold your nose and vote for Handler Bloodfeast (D)
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"abjuration" put on some armor
"illusion" oh you mean stage 'magic'
"enchantment" I'm not buying your Persuasive Speaking course
"divination" everybody can predict what comes next dip shit it came free with your fucking frontal lobe
"evocation" I can do what you do with a bottle of oil and a match
"transmutation" this is a safe space you can tell us your magic is just a cheap fursuit with breakaway seams
"conjuration" that's a dude in demon makeup you had hiding under a tablecloth you aint slick
"We need you to be a team player, Sartha. Your life outside these doors? Doesn't matter. Whatever stresses you have, leave them at home. You seem confused. Here, let me help you. Associate. On The Clock."