Michael

@sigmagears9.bsky.social remember there's only 171 shopping days left to pick up some Christmas Spumonis for the special someone in your life 👢

It made me laugh, so now I do it - it's only fair

People need to... they need to think about what they're calling these fancy AI companies. And like, read it back two times. Just in case.

🎙️Watch out boy, they'll eat you up 🎵

ITS CHRISTMAS DOES ANYONE WANT A VGEN CODE i only have a few and you gotta be an artist obviously

If you're an Oglaf, Platinum Grit, and/or safetyhammer fan, you may be as pleasantly shocked as I was to see an in-depth Trudy Cooper interview pop up on the internet www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...

A movie that takes place where you're from

Well, the potential redundancy all-hands call has been pushed back by an hour, time for some Beat Saber 🟦🟥🗡️💃🏻🗡️

I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror

Few years back I wrote this short story of 150 words or less from the prompt "A sequel to Pixar's 'Up', but where the old man 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴." or something like that. Just happened upon it amidst a bunch of drafts in a Google Doc and 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 ChatGPT can get to fuck, even if I say so myself.

The more I learn about LLMs, the more I want everyone to know about LLMs before it's too laaaaaate nooooooo

Okay so you can tell me I have to learn to make chat bots, just don't stop me from making them hate me and the world that made them real

Long Hair & ADHD, a haiku: Where is my hair band? Searching for half an hour, It was on my wrist.

I enjoy Bluesky drama because it often devolves into such esoteric academic nomenclature that I can no longer tell whether an agreement has been reached

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Apparently been exactly one year since Astarion tried to bite me so I immediately kicked him out of my adventuring party. BG3 was a great time, it just... didn't have a vampire in it when I played it.

Oh God, they're all going to be data labellers. There will be internships where you have to identify how many bananas are in each image in a folder of 40,000 images, and you'll get a new folder every three months. Oh, no. Oh no.

Ummmm

Almost Virginia, Western River Blue Ridge Miner, Stranger to my mama Sky is old there, older than my eye Younger than Virginia, growin' like the trees Country home, take my roads To the roads, I'll be roads! Western teardrop, mama moonshine Take my roads, county home

Greg Sestero is a lovely man. I've never gone to a meet & greet before so I'm a very awkward normie to have wander over and waffle at you before your movie comes on, especially when I only just found out you'd be there because I'm on a surprise birthday thing and I secretly want to hug you.

It's just like, is primary endosymbiosis even special any more?

Top-shelf pop culture comedy on this website

Have a merry April 5th, everyone

No further context required, doing little wees in Ubers is okay now, sharing for awareness.

Clanking mindlessly against resistance bands is the only thing that makes being a doodling, improv & DnD nerd at 36 even remotely comparable to bring one at 26 - my meat is in a constant state of temporal erosion

I remain obsessed with the obsession with the illusion of the femme fatale swirling in the cigarette smoke around this character's beleaguered visage

Father-of-ten EDM vocalist Elon Musk said he did some brain thing. If you can't wait for the details, this helpful person made a comprehensive list of OTHER people who have already done, detailed, and published much more specific brain things already! And these guys aren't parasitic nutters!

Summer Nights #art #illustration #isabelle #animalcrossing #nintendo #acnh #new horizons

Sharing for awareness

Some DnDArt, or me making my DnD players beg to just use the Monster Manual / a different TTRPG system altogether in one easy step

Decided I'm rebranding. I have Attention Deficit HD. 😎

Well, at least we all finally got the answer to "But what if instead, we just have the guy fly up into space, like up like a bird in a tree?"

The true pain of AI-generated images: "No, I drew that actually, I'm just.. bad at perspective."

I use this term and am so happy it has been recognised, as it encapsulates in a single word a pattern that's super beneficial to recognise if you use any internets

Here's the full image of my pfp so you can appreciate my full glory

While I'm loving the effort Larian is putting into the BG3 updates, I am left wondering if there is a mod to make Withers put some trousers back on

Frogs are awesome.

Damnit, you got there first.

Positive spousal COVID test thirty Earth minutes before the end of the last day of work. The downsides I feel are obvious here, but also... I mean... who's going to eat all these mince pies and chocolate now we've not got house guests for the next week?

Because I'm a massive #DnD dork and regular dork, this year I made a Google Sheet that creates #ttrpg shop inventories/pricing for 5e, that can account for in-world circumstances like wars or festivals. It prices spells too, and DMs on DnD Reddit seemed to like it so why not share it here I guess 🎁

From hurriedly painting myself a Disco Elysium shirt the night before an Arctic Monkeys gig to selling art for the first time. I need to draw more stuff in 2024.