The bottom 5%

OMG I forgot this guy even existed... www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpY8...

Yeah that’s one thief that’s definitely getting sent to El Salvador. Wait… $3K for Easter?!? apple.news/AiXST92F7Te-...

Well here's enough bullshit and blatant lies to fill the barn. It's insulting. People with autism are VERY capable of a better quality of life than this dumbass describes. It's willful ignorance on a scale never before measured. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yly3...

All you folks who voted for him, I'm not here to hate. I have friends who did. But this is the reality that has become clear: he sold you a bill of goods that he has delivered none of that's all about him taking, not giving. You kept him out of jail, that's it. It's time to come to terms.

Meanwhile, in the fight against health research: www.insidehighered.com/news/governm...

New version of that hat for the next time someone needs to be reminded tariffs suck...

Hey, dude on the right... just a thought... you might want to make sure Fascist Barbie didn't load that thing...

A lot here, but the nugget that’s hard to swallow is that getting out of this mess might require telling Trump he did a good job. He really is that fragile. youtu.be/cWNtwwN8taE?...

Trump should have been at the transfer ceremony for the four U.S. soldiers who tragically died in Lithuania. Not at a golf tournament.

Breaks my heart to see one reckless lunatic fail to appreciate the work of another reckless lunatic. thehill.com/policy/techn...

Peter Navarro’s next talking points! youtube.com/watch?v=FElf...

All of you who want to play the, “I didn’t vote for this,” card… These T-shirts are still available.

Yeah, this might be the best one.

I’d love to see a second part of this article, where we come to terms with what a “politician like Trump” even means now. I assume there would be a lot of profanity and exclamation points?

All y’all down south remember this guy when you go cash in your retirement…

The creativity of a Trump protest is unparalleled. Easier when you have so much source material, I guess?

Republican Congress pretty much has a choice right now: get crucified by Trump, or get crucified by their voters. Hopefully they will at least do the things that help their voters before they get inevitably fired.

Give it a minute and this won’t be a joke.

heehee

Next time my buddy Brian tells me that his failure to pay up on fantasy football is because I misunderstood the game, I'm gonna say, "dude, don't be a Lutnick."

Worst April Fools' joke ever. And late to boot.

"When [Smoot-Hawley] put on their tariff in the early 1930s, we lost the House and the Senate for 60 years. So they're not only bad economically, they're bad politically." - Rand Paul www.newsweek.com/rand-paul-tr...

Who did this?

I'll pitch in on the tariff to import this. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

New in PN: Musk is the autopen "Trump is trying to undo Biden’s presidency by claiming he was too incompetent to exercise power while some shadowy figure was running things instead. The juxtaposition is jarring as we are daily confronted w/a POTUS who's vigorously, confidently *not doing his job*"

It seems like the first rule of corruption should be, “bribe people who aren’t already on your side.” www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...

Let’s fucking go.

I hate it when my billionaire friends throw a bunch of money at something and I don’t get it. Oh wait, that’s not me, it’s just the president. www.npr.org/2025/04/01/n...

Wait, is Kid Rock running a department now??!?!?

This is like that time my buddy Elliott borrowed 50 bucks from me, and when I asked him where it was, he said he loaned it to somebody else, so they owed it to me now…

Fascist Barbie in, “We don’t need no stinking Constitution.”

I’d probably quit out of sheer aggravation at being this bad at my job. I’m sure liquor helps.

And the question emerges: will we be ruined by the president who gives things away on purpose or the cabinet who gives things away because they lack the capacity to understand the implications of their own actions?

OMG Elon is Dolores Umbridge

...and there's nothing more fun than shopping for a car behind a police line.

Nobody even going to ask where Space Force was?

It's like Trump 47 heard people talk about Trump 45 being the worst president in history, and 47 is like,"hold my beer."

I miss first-term Trump, who only fired his own doofus Cabinet members every couple weeks. This new Trump isn't nearly as much fun.

If Darth Plagueis is real, he is 100% controlling either Trump or Musk. Next stop: clone army.

Ernest Hemingway wrote this in 1935…

Is DOGE still hiring? Here's a great candidate. Removable brain, highly experienced in wrecking things. (Also, is DOGE pronounced dodge-y?)

Well said!

If you voted for #Trump and you still think you made the right choice, consider Tom Riddle for your next open cabinet position: a proven record of leadership, an expert in his field, and creative approaches to problem solving. Can be somewhat harsh for failures, but this is the way of Trump.

#Trump should have made Obi-Wan Kenobi his AG. The "not the droids you're looking for" mind control method could be a great tool when you're trying to convince people that what they clearly see is wrong.

Lex Luthor absolutely belongs in the #Trump cabinet. Superman, in his Clark Kent identity, earns a gig wage. Luthor is wealthy, and he's always trying to crush an middle class guy. This is the resume.

If Biff Tannen were in the #Trump cabinet, conservatives would probably call him our best hope in the fight against the bureaucracy of time travel.