Vandy

Crunchy leaves here because for some reason @bsky.app has not figured out how to let us upload photos and videos in the same post 🙃

Hello Bloomfs, it’s the perfect fall day here. Ideal for a river walk, stepping on crunchy leaves, and brunch 🍂

Amanda and I are aligned.

A man WILL go next week #Survivor50

A second newly single 27 year old BB alumni named Matt has hit the timeline #bb24 #bb26

I met a man last week and we’ve been texting for a few days. He just told me he wrote and is making a movie based on a 1930s LA Times story about an underground city of lizard people beneath Los Angeles. And I am….obsessed. That is some FUN SHIT

90-minute break between films to process what I just watched + have a lil bar dinner

I- Put Billy Evans on every predator list. Put Amanda Seyfried in the CIA. Give Nathan Fielder an Oscar** Give Elizabeth Holmes lip balm** **and intensive therapy

🎥 Double feature today: You Can See Everything at 2 Sense and Sensibility at 7

Exhausting to have to be “gracious, quick-witted, alert-minded, and endearing” at all times.

Also I flew out of the same terminal at Logan that #survivor51 boo boo baby Rob has posted content from - but no sightings this morning. Sad. That would have been funny.

Absolutely gorgeous view from my “window” seat on this cross country flight ✨

“That’s how I grew up, you don’t bitch about it” - one of the biggest bitches we’ve seen on Survivor in years #survivor51

Today’s International Lesbian Day so I’m celebrating the only team ever on The Amazing Race 🩷🧡💜

Rob is a remarkably fragile person in every single sense of the word. Just so, so, so delicate! #survivor51

This is a very neurodivergent hug and I love it very much #Survivor51

Rob. Carter. Devin. The men are a MESS tonight #Survivor51

BRADY NO DO NOT GET THE AXE #survivor51

dr. joe’s like “mmmm my diagnosis is you’re maybe a lil bitch, mate” #survivor

Devin going to Savu #Survivor #Survivor51

When I played a Survivor LRG, I asked my tribe to vote me out on Day 4 because I hit an emotional wall from lack of sleep. Am I….Rob? #Survivor51

Hayley Williams for president

Someone on a Zoom today asked me about what music festival my t shirt was from. The t shirt in question: #btvs

it’s october 3rd 💗

What would Julie have asked them about? Transphobia, ivermectin, and body odor? #bb28

“I’m, like, a rocket scientist” is so cunty #bb28

"Devens I ate your hot dog." I love my bloomf #BB28

“My hands are covered in blood” welcome back Jag Bains #bb28

Dude. If Taylor wins #bb28 because of the answer that Devens just gave to a jury question asked by Drew…. cinema.

This question coming from Melody is absolutely bruuuuutal #bb28

Bloomf’s hair looks amazing tonight. #bb28

What a fucking idiot #survivor51

I love Christian’s buff bow tie. #survivor51

I’m really all set with Rob. No thank you. #survivor51

Stop calling it a massive whale, that whale’s only like 193, guy #survivor51

If a faux sea krait bite was a medevac, SURELY this is a medevac. Right? RIGHT?! #survivor51

I’m watching on a delay, WHY DID THEY SHOW US THE THUMB?! #Survivor51

happy finale eve :) i now present to you: the #bb28 houseguests (in eviction order) as david shrigley paintings 🧵

Bro what the fuck #dwts

Let’s not forget - Bryant isn’t just an early boot from The Circle, he was also an early boot on America’s Next Top Model. Also he’s married to Kat Graham. What an interesting lad.