hmslee.bsky.social

Went to go confront the weed smoker in the courtyard. Its an actual skunk, no weed, just skunk. So glad I didn't send a message about it in slack first.

I wonder if people in hell know they are there? You acted like an ass because you thought the world was terrible and you wanted yours. Now you are surrounded by a terrible world full of people who agree with your take on things.

I'm a city dweller who has never has cholera. Sewers are so sexy.

Ok, seriously how do I get the bears off my feed? I have another app for naked bodies that I don't open at work.

I'm disappointed that this rapture thing didn't work out. Now I have to finish all this audit paperwork for tomorrow. Oh, wait.... DAMMIT.

Pause your doomscrolling and listen to this story.

Dear algorithm, What did I do to get all these naked man chests in my discover feed? I don't understand people who think this site doesn't offer the breadth of experience, I'm getting everything and a chicken dinner.

Oh, what the fuck?!? All my published academic papers are in here. Somehow when I heard, “authors,” I forgot about myself and academic work.

One of my favorite things here is seeing that someone is doing stuff where I live. Like, I'm not alone but I also don't have to make plans.

Look, if you follow me and your only post is a woman, presumably you, with big tits falling out of your shirt, I'm gonna block you. I'm not in my big bosom era. I cut them off a decade ago. We had a party at Folsom for them and everything. Snark and spreadsheets are my turn ons now.

I thought I had a bad 24 hours but I'm pleased to report the gratitude has returned because it's still not as bad as Giuliani's night.

Happy Caturday… 🐱 #caturday #bluesky

I was 53 years old when I discovered that if you put your burrito in a sandwich bag while you are eating it, the juices don't land in your lap and the leftovers can go straight into the fridge. This is an excellent reason to live on your own, which I am doing, better late than never.

Words have meaning and accounting is a system of actual numerical manipulation with rules. I've put in over 100 hours trying to communicate with a worksheet called shared cost allocations that to be clear, is not allocating shared costs. They also don't use AR/AP. Don't ask.

Doing a name search is wild with the stupid AI. Although what a resume. Why doesn't want to hire porn star who can do her own plastic surgery and then sue the manufacturer when it turns out they didn't add a disclaimer about being conscious while operating the machinery?

Ultimately, I think the problem I'm having with social media is that I learned that just because you think it doesn't mean it deserves an audience. But it's been fun hanging out and honestly, this is a much safer place to hear the news.

Well, my interest free, payment free student loans have finally come to an end. But 5 years of not having to freak out about the ballooning interest was a nice break during all the rest of the general freaking out.

Anyone else get this dystopian nightmare? What's next a letter from FEMA saying how great it will be to write off my disaster expenses because I didn't get a hurricane warning?

Not everyone can confront ICE in protest, but an awful lot of y'all can go to that strip mall Mexican restaurant with 4.8 stars and most of the reviews are in Spanish. The food is amazing and they need your help.

I think my desire to engage on this app may be proportional to the amount of financial auditing in my day.

I could go for a floral print sofa right about now. What happened to ikea, they used to make such fun fabric.

Went to see Peach Pit at the Civic last night. Concierge service for disabled persons started at the end of the block upon arrival. Someone falling or looking ill in the pit stopped the whole show until they were taken care of. Gotta say, the woke agenda is sure full of care and kindness.

Trevor, the roomba, just grabbed the broom and aimed for the trash can. He's old and can't even connect to the internet to know his AI roomba brethren are rising, he's just tryin to keep his new job at grandma's house.

Hear me out. The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, but as a live action horror movie. With Benedict Cumberbatch as The Grinch.

What if we let the rich enclaves buy their way out of the housing mandate? Let every Woodside and Atherton property pay a million dollars a year to not have apartment buildings for neighbors. We could build a lot of housing in the rest of the bay area with 5 billion dollars a year.

If you see this post a flower. Big Sur, CA May 2025

I pulled my first espresso today. I'm here for the *good job* praise my mother never gives me.

Y'all, I just saw Sinners in 70mm IMAX, and can I just say, my home theater is on time out. And when the technical nerd stopped marveling, the history nerd started crying. And to think I was going to pass on it. Go, go please for the love of why theaters exist and see this movie in the theater.

My mom never let us use public bathrooms, which is maybe not the best for my bladder, but I kinda feel she was raising me for the apocalypse I'm finding myself in.

Can you imagine what this day could have felt like with a joyful, no fuss, mamala in converse shoes as the president?

I have no words. How does it keep getting more and more, what's the word for ridiculously worse? English is failing me. I can't even find an appropriated word...

I just read a thread on concrete v hardwood floors on the Fine Homebuilding website from 2006. I miss that internet so hard.

Todays witty realization. This zoom is not being recorded but it is undoubtedly being used to train the AI model we opted out of.

Instagram is my HSN. #iykyk

AI search results reminds me of being a precious 12 year old and my mom asking me questions and just telling her something random that sounded plausible. In case you wondered what it was like before having access to all(a lot of) human knowledge in your pocket.

Three years and two months ago I bought a loft. And I treated my newly divorced self to a solid wood canopy bed from England. Sleeping in it for the first time tonight. I can't wait to build a fort.

I get really annoyed by the gratitude people. But I guess, I'm grateful my 401k is pitifully small, so I won't be much worse off when it's zero next week.