Holiday Bot

Mallo Cups — no thank you

“What your Roy Rogers fry holster says about how you vote”

I wonder if the Warrens have a glass case full of hotdogs in their basement from the time they met Slimer

Celebrities obviously are much more attractive than us normos but I can’t think of a bigger gulf in hotness than the one between actual Ed Warren and Hollywood dreamboat Patrick Wilson

The real Conjuring is the friends we made along the way

Mary McDonnell looking gorgeous while smoking cigarettes and grieving her son

Sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion

We haven’t Donnie Darko in ages. Jake Gyllenhall’s 80s surf style is impeccable. This is a fun Halloween movie

agree JJ

@joetedjerome.bsky.social Happy Birthday!

Stephen Root was never even nominated for News Radio? Ridiculous.

Man, my wife’s Angry Orchard Halloween cans haven’t soaked up enough light to glow in the dark. I was expecting a Ghost Rider #15 experience. Or at least the Dinobot pajamas I had as a kid

It’s so great at the end of Hellraiser when Kirsty’s boyfriend tries to mansplain the puzzle box to her. We’re doing the house at Halloween Horror Nights on Wednesday — will report back

Sigourney Weaver won Best Supporting Actress for her role in Vamps, right? “Buenas noches chicas!”

Also, two Roys within 5 miles of each other. Where else are you going to get that? Sadly, nothing for vegans though

Back in my hometown of Frederick MD. This accursed drink is going to follow to me until I do a shot of it

I just kissed my white suit. I’m not going to see it again until late May. I hate the end of summer

Demonic

The scene from Aliens where Sigourney Weaver is in the maintenance elevator, racks her guns then pushes back her hair and steels herself is the hottest anyone has ever looked on screen. A close second is Jude Law in every scene of The Talented Mr Ripley

“You’re on your own.” “That’s the only way I want it.” Ctrl+S

Shit’s getting real

Reacher is IRL Gaston

Why do a bunch of rando bots like my posts if I mention something about being veg*n? My wife and I aren’t cultish, I promise. I was remarking on the fact that Richmond has a Jaws bar and a GI Joe bar and lots of places we can actually eat, unlike Columbia MD.

Starting to think we should move to Richmond. Plenty of vegan options, plus it‘s a blue state now

They still let me in

Sitting at a nearby bar drinking beer and reading Reign of The Superman while waiting for my wife’s summer strings concert to start, like a real adult.

I have to go to the Outer Banks with my in-laws next weekend. How do I get these shorts by Friday?

I hope this goes to Broadway. It was excellent

I miss Air France

Darren Criss out here on Broadway Miscast looking like Jeff from Today’s Special in a dress

Rory Gilmore canonically has horrible taste in men so it tracks that she would hook up with Pete Campbell, but still, gross

Still saving this for when we get around to building the bar in our basement

Too real. I wore this out fall of junior year listening to it in programming class

There’s some dumb country song about knocking boots on in this bar. GTFO. Where is H-Town

Annapolis, looking great!

She’s just a girl in love she can’t be held responsible for her actions

Get it forever superstar

Emily Gilmore in Dirty Dancing, be still my heart

Our internet is out so we’re watching summer movies. Swayzie is a real smokeshow in this movie