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Once a year my D&D group meet in person to play rather than online and in 2023 the gf of one of my players made this boat for that game.

I looked at mine and I'm not sure if I like "Consistently repurchases specific consumable items" or "Prefer high specification cables" more. Jack, just say I'm autistic, this is taking forever.

I disagree with the tweet, this is an entirely appropriate way to eat an Irish person. You just Lady & Tramp us into your gob like we're spaghetti.

My brain every time I see people on here talking about pensions.

The solipsism of these people fascinates me. That they can't even conceive of a shared experience when there's the potential to profit from it (as record labels have for over a century) is beyond me.

8 hours for rectangle that makes you money. 8 hours for rectangle that makes you sleepy. 8 hours for rectangle that makes you sad.

She is from Texas, I can tell by the way He is two steppin' around the room And judgin' by the smile that's... on his face I went with you but I only miss these things when they leave I am idiot, drug hive, the virgin, the tattered & the torn Life is for the cold made warm & they are just lizards

Too late, injecting the Treaty of Saint-Clair-sur-Epte into my own veins at home with a dirty needle

mmygod

Came very close to wading in to correct someone who was Wrong On The Internet this morning, but I restrained myself cos 'How much coverage the NME gave LCD Soundsystem in 2007' may be a specialist subject of mine but it's ultimately not worth the beef. Probably.

I really want to know how many of the people who said the Norman conquest was 'negative' have a Norman surname. Maybe history ain't so simple as "If you like being alive, you support the Harrying of the North"?

If Chelsea Vs Millwall was a news story...

I'm so sad Sargent missed the opportunity to collaborate with Florence and the Machine by just 80 years.

HEY! I'm walking* here! *actually speaking an English idiolect which is mostly northwestern England English with a mess of Dublin English sprinkled on top, plus the weird precision of pronunciation that comes with autism sometimes.

Reminds me of the time I went to a talk a PhD candidate was giving about his research into the psychology of people who like conspiracy theories, and the entire Q&A was taken up by self proclaimed conspiracy theorists asking weird questions which proved his points.

I remember it clearly cos those few seconds between hearing that Diana had died and hearing that it's was a car crash were spent thinking "I hope it wasn't the IRA, they're going to kill us all if it was", in case you want an insight into growing up as both anxious and Irish in the UK in the 90s.

Sure Bruno got a hat trick, but you know he wouldn't have slept well tonight without just one assist. #manutd

Anne Hathaway has been giving the lesbians what we want in a Cate Blanchett kind of way for years, and I think she deserves more recognition for that.

In the late 2000s I did standup and one of my routines was about how I went to a Catholic school where loads of kids had Polish family and to me Poles were totally normal, thus the then-current media panic could be summed up as "Protestants notice Poles, Panic Ensues".

I don't know much about Joachim Murat, but something tells me he was eager to be appreciated for the curve of his buttock

Well if we can't have the smoothest moon: Our Moon (classic, iconic, gently caressed by our finest moment) Triton (contrary, unusual, smashed up all of Neptune's other moons like a boss) Charon (half the size of its planet, fucks up Pluto's gravity as a result, has a ginger wig)

When The Odyssey is the second best film you've seen this week. #lastfourwatched

One Wild and Precious Life 2 Wild 2 Precious Wild and Precious: Tokyo Drift Wild And Precious Wild 5

Help settle an argument about why they carve crosses in the bottom of Brussels Sprouts. My mum says it’s so they cook more evenly, I say it’s because they’re undead and it’s the only way to stop them coming back and eating your brains. My brother claims it’s so they expand on impact for a kill shot

We asked the party leaders for their reaction to Andy Burnham becoming Prime Mininster Andy Burnham: Hey, I like that guy, hope he does well Ed Davey, slowly rotating a Hog Roast: Burnham, get it? Burn Ham? Get it? YOU GET IT? Kemi Badenoch: My best friend was killed by a Sega Mega Drive

lads I think I have a solution for England's defence. Good news, she's eligible for the over 18s squad!