Alice Roberts

I was clean more of the house but then I tied flies.

Rummy Eggnog *One pint cold eggnog *One shot dark rum *One shot coffee liqueur

Maple Rum *Two shots dark rum *One shot coffee liqueur *One shot maple syrup *Two dash cherry bitters *One dash orange bitters Serve over ice

Imagine if food didn't stink when it went bad. That pork in fridge? FAFO.

There was a bloody pad laying at our mailbox today. It was also trash day. But I'll assume the worst and sleep in the tree tonight.

I've ate six bananas today. Does anyone have the recipe to Eminem, Marshall Mathers, Mom's spaghetti recipe?

Woke up at 3AM to a woman's voice saying, "HELLO!", loud and firm, but not shouting. Wife was sound asleep. Dog was sound asleep. No strange woman was there. Wife said she slept soundly all night.