Archbishop Deshaies

Archbishop Deshaies

@houcounterplot.bsky.social

God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors. Proud 5x recipient of the Orel Hershiser Award for Online Sportsmanship (2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023)

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Archbishop Deshaies
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This has a “the holographic sticker is a buzzer” and “the pizza box is a laptop” Jomboy feel to it.

Matt Royer 🤘🏼@mattroyer.bsky.social

We spent too much energy telling people that they could be anything they wanted to be if they just believed and making people think that the 1st amendment allows you just to say whatever you want to. And the result is Nick Sortor who thinks he’s journalist making stuff up.

Archbishop Deshaies
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“What up? We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual."

George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸@gtconway.bsky.social

Well, gee, this certainly makes $6 per gallon diesel worth it

Archbishop Deshaies
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Eric Schmitt (pointing his finger): YOU WERE IN CHICAGO! AT A BULLS GAME! WITH RICHARD PRYOR! CHECKMATE, DIRTBAG! Amy Klobuchar: Please let the record show that the Senator has confused the Chicago Bulls with the Hackensack Bulls. The witness was at home watching Brewster’s Millions.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:

Archbishop Deshaies
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Our critics might say 81-81 shouldn’t win a division. But the Lord says, “My most beautiful flowers grow in the deepest valleys.” So I guess we got that going for us. I think this might be our year!

Archbishop Deshaies
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The White Sox are going to get a fully rested Houston squad. We rested our team (17 different starters, 20 different relievers, 12 center fielders, 5 first basemen, 1 general manager). It’s over for you, pale hose.

Archbishop Deshaies
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Think about this: If the Astros were still in the NL Central, they wouldn’t have been able to play down to the competition. They wouldn’t have been able to rest their starting pitchers or give all these young guys a chance. Astros knew the division sucked, so they took advantage of the situation.

Archbishop Deshaies
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Astros got to start nearly 20 different pitchers this year…if they were still in the NL, they probably would have only started 6 different guys (rest Brown once the division was clinched). This is a marathon not a sprint. Astros knew 81 would get the job done, they played 2026 wisely!

Archbishop Deshaies
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Really pissed off at the Rangers and Mariners for not putting up a fight this year. Hardly thanks you too thanks so much When you win 8 titles in 10 years, folks just roll over for you. Cowards!!!

Archbishop Deshaies
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When I think about the last decade of Astros baseball, it makes me sick at the way we’ve all been treated, how much our team has suffered, how much our fanbase has suffered. Sick to my stomach.

Archbishop Deshaies
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Sure, the Astros haven’t done anything special to win the division, but there isn’t another team in sports that has been through as much as the Houston Astros. It’s about time we had something to be happy about!