hubbert

At 22 I felt so very old, at 23 I felt so very young, at 24 I felt so very old, at 25 I felt so very nonexistent, at 26 I feel so very old; I need my next feeling young phase; I am overdue.

I’m so over feeling like crap all the time so this week I’ve started a morning routine of supplementing omega 3, b-12, zinc, and magnesium along with two electrolyte packets mixed into my 32 ounce water bottle. Maybe I’ll add vitamin D to it idk. Will report findings.

Googling “how to be an adventurer modern times” “how to be an adventurer 2025” “how to become an adventurer like from tales of old 2025 reddit” “swords for sale near me” “silver swords for sale Dallas, Texas” “where to get silver” “how to forge silver” “can I take my cat on an adventure reddit”

How to say to someone organically “sorry if I’m being weird my brain feels like a brick in a washing machine”

Watching videos about Antarctic research and wondering why I feel strangely drawn to it and then realizing it’s the closest thing we have to Anarres from “The Dispossessed”

It’s wild how we look at pictures of Great Depression era “Hoovervilles” and think “damn, all those regular people just down on their luck,” but homeless encampments today are seen as “infestations” of subhuman beings. Empathy is reserved for black and white photographs it seems.

Just watched “I Saw the TV Glow” damn it was so good. I wish tv shows were real

Reviving the American intellectual spirit

Tweeting these days feels like being the last whale singing into the void except the void is also full of fascist sharks (as opposed to regular sharks, which I love and respect)

I’m like a wine snob in the sense that I will judge you for spending more than $20 for a bottle of wine

Trade war? Yeah… I’ll trade war for peace, thanks ✌🏻

“Chicken of the woods” nice try buddy but I’ve seen chickens in the woods and they ain’t mushrooms

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Threw a cinnamon stick and a couple cardamom pods in my rice cooker and heavily salted the water and it’s the best rice I’ve ever made in my life and almost as good as the best rice I’ve ever gotten from a restaurant. Delicious aromatic rice is that easy. You have to try it.

12 hour shift at the ice cream factory today for some reason

They should invent a city to move to that’s perfect for me and easy to choose

It’s a cardboard engineer’s solemn duty to create something from the negative space of another. There are entire worlds waiting to be born from the weird shapes of a gizmo.

It falls to me to save this godforsaken ice cream shop

My suffering is being mocked.

Every so often all the machines decide to get really loud at the same time. Probably fine.

Y’know anybody can piss like a racehorse, but I’ve yet to see anybody race like a pisshorse. Just something to think about.

I love going to work and finding out everything’s fucked, and I’m like “cool guess I’ll work the fucked shift today”

Working at an ice cream shop in winter kinda feels like being the offseason caretaker of a haunted hotel.

I don’t know any of my regulars’ names, but I know I’d go to war for any of ‘em.

Hearing Passionfruit playing through the wall in my neighbor’s apartment is cracking me up hard

I love to watch documentaries about the gilded age and say “damn that sounds familiar.”

On set today

Made 64 quarts of ice cream today in case you were wondering what I’ve been doing with my life. #icecream #3scoreand4quartsago

You’re in the restroom, I’m in the Shitter’s Lounge.

I'm gonna be honest with you guys ~falls into pieces like an old suit of armor making a loud clattering sound~

just found out about the 2004 Tony awards

It took five years to hit 400 followers on twitter, idk if I have that kind of mediocre grind in me to do it here 😮‍💨

They’re doing homelessness discourse in my building’s group chat and I’m in the corner taking psychic damage

How do you get followers on here? I have thoughts that demand eyes.

They should invent a my family that’s easy to think about.

I need a gun so I can just pull it out and fiddle with it when I’m nervous

She looks like Robert Pattinson’s batman

*checking on my empire* Ah, man, it’s in decline 🙁

Smoking that shit that made Gandalf white

60 degrees isn’t exactly sweater weather but I’m gonna put the sweat in it that’s for sure

The lack of drafts on here really encourages one to just rapid fire all their silly little thoughts

reskeet with a banger pic of your cat

When a youtuber does two ad reads in a row in a video I’m like “alright let’s not get carried away now” haha yeah anyways, how’s your job been?

It’s so wild that 2019 was the last good year to graduate from university