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speaking of kinky Adhara is going to be so mad at me about what I plan to write next, if she doesn't die of embarrassment

I see bluesky is at least for the moment willing to acknowledge our weird kinky section of the userbase

49ers getting jobbed today lmao

when you get a new watcher and you go to their profile out of curiosity and their faves look like this (really tho shout out to when FA added tag blocking what a sanity lifesaver)

angry pent up dragoness storming through the local street festival to destroy the band shell because if I can't concentrate because of how loud the music is then I'll never manage to write the part of the story where she might finally get to cum

I got to spend this past week at Sequoia national park instead of the dragon stable! I'll cobble together a few pictures of the pretty scenery to share before the hoof boots get locked back on...

oh noooo, FA embed bots aren't working, what a tragedy, I guess I'll have to actually click on the links and view art on FA in its actual uploaded quality and realize how easy it would be to maybe leave the artist a favorite and a comment so they know people appreciate their art, how hooorrible

Mike Evans is so good

I can't believe I moved all the way to California and I'm STILL being subjected to bad nfc east football when the 49ers should be on

The new star wars galactic racer is fun but I have Suspicions about the amount of possible rubber banding

Dragon looking fiercely at his reflection in the water, imagining how ferocious he'd sound telling his rider all the angry righteous irrefutable things in his head about how dragons should not be forced to bear riders and work for bipeds, if only he had his bridle off to say them

GrrrROAR

When a guitarist slides their fingers up and down the neck just right to drop into an overdrive riff and it sounds like an engine revving 👌

You cannot stop the dragon

Every time I drive past the nearest in&out the drive through line is always out of the parking lot and way down the road and I always want to roll down my window and shout "It's not worth it! They're not that good! Save yourselves!!" Like some doomed prophet desperate for anyone to heed my message

Boy I'm so excited for fall-- ☀️ ☠️

Still can't read my book

The teased, denied dragon requires WIPs of the art that he has paid for That is the wrong kind of tease and denial

please help I just want to read my book and I keep being subjected to the giant pupils of doom

"The dragon takes a dim view of that sort of field work." "Of course she does, she takes a dim view of everything because you keep her blind in that hood all the time."

Yes, letting the dragon give you affectionate cheek rubs is cute now, but before you know it she's going to be 30 hands tall and several thousand pounds and even a gentle cheek rub will knock you flat. Or push over trees, or walls, or...

Saw Coyote vs. ACME for my birthday. Very cute :>

Oh no it happened again. How does it happen every year? I've become Older...

Box........

Pinch hitting someone as unequivocally awful as Hinds for Cowser just because Hinds is right handed and has a pulse when Cowser has been seeing the ball well today is the kind of stuff that makes you think Albernaz is deliberately baiting Orioles fans to attack him in the street

explain your loafness

if there could be just one thing in life going right that'd be really amazing

I'll make a gamer out of him yet

I look forward to those dragons getting sued by the wash attendants for sexual harassment or busted in a prostitution sting? don't ask me the context I'm not playing either way I suspect the reputation of legitimate dragon bathing facilities will suffer as a consequence of such absurd behavior

did some clever Australian hoodwink all the NFL commentators into thinking the R in Melbourne was silent as a prank

Have you ever seen anyone look so offended as a dragon who just had a scale nit preventative applied to the back of their neck

"In my client's defense, he had just finished his 7th conference call of the day and therefore could no longer be held legally responsible for his own actions."

lol it's so hot and humid that all the LA natives are complaining and to me it's just "mmmm feels like summer back east"

Biting people isn't enough, I need to breathe fire on them

At this point every facet of the Orioles staff needs to be replaced. Not just most every hitter and pitcher playing so much worse than they have in the past, there's no excuse for the fielding and even the baserunning to be this tragically inept.

Rain <3

At what point can Shane Baz sue the rest of the Orioles roster, having the most losses in baseball (5-15!) with a sub-4 ERA is heinous

I look at stuff I wrote even just a couple of years ago and I have no idea how I did something that well. Duplicating any of it feels utterly beyond me. How did my brain get so badly mis-wired?

What do you mean jogging for a little while 3 times in a week did not instantly reverse years of neglecting my fitness

Losing my mind Losing my mind Losing my losing my Losing my mind

whiine...

Considering the famously awful traffic in this city, you'd think that when people had the opportunity to go the speed limit on the highway, they would take it, rather than go 10 mph below it for no reason