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Why can’t he just die

I hope some cleared his browser history

Senga sucks and blows

The lack of awareness by centrist democrats - aka moving right dems - is staggering

Joe Rogan is internalizing his meat sweats tonight and it shows

I know where they can put them

Looks like Rudy is about to only get to see two of the four seasons

Mike Johnson going through today like…

It’s Mueller’s time

The unfuckables

This is the hardest pick-me energy

Wtf is the shield of americas

Looks like MRSA may accomplish what congress refuses to do.

Cancelled HBO Max and Paramount Plus.

Where do I go to get my tariff refund

Everytime Bawitaba is played, 5 Marlboro miles become valid

Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now

Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.

Trump can have Greenland if he can fit it up his ass

Tough guy lil Marco

All I have to say is I drafted the biggest bunch of bitches for my fantasy team.

Bradley about to be the last survivor under the bus that’s about to get blown up

Is there a DoorDash state of local insurance too

Wondering if this is 1776 enough for everyone

Republicans be like, I did Nazi that chat

About to get another Soros check

We should put a tariff on Trump’s mouth

Excuse me, your warrior ethos is hanging out

Trump is a little bitch.

Life goes on and texxon is there, because Charlie Kirk would’ve wanted it that way

How do you make a holy Charlie Kirk?

Maybe I’m an awful person, but I do condone this violence

Trunp is in his pre-zombie stage

Charlie Kirk needs to submit to dental floss

If Gym Jordan covers up one more sex crime he gets a free lube job, post buffet, and mar-a-lago

It’s beginning to look a lot like tyranny

2025 is my villain origin story

Absolute fuckin ghouls. Hell is too kind

I got a birthday coming up, only asking for one thing

This is why I shave.

Signed Epstein’s mother

Going forward, no one is allowed to say kitchen table issues, ever again

Jason Bateman is the hero we need and deserve

I don’t condone violence, fuck it, yes I do. We should be able to pelt every member of this administration with the red rubber gym dodgeball. It’ll be the Gen X/millennial version of stoning.

MAGA is the Borg, if the Borg fucked their cousins

Trump is the job loss president