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My condolences to the 2026 and 2028 Democratic nominees for being under investigation for unamerican activities, tax evasion and pedophilia. #futurehistory

USDA letting more screwworm in. Great job guys. #agsky

She can't read!

Never happens the other way because billionaires own the platforms and even funding astroturfing is unnecessary anymore.

He's such a little bitch.

Who in this admin is helping Russia? Most of them.

Defend girls from Donald Trump!

The outrage at the rich will be because of their own marketing...

Bank of America results were so bad trump is going to rename it Bank of Europe.

The president burning up jet fuel in an energy crisis is a perfect backdrop.

The continuing trend of only unqualified women losing their jobs for demonstrating their unqualifiedness is unbroken.

I think Dems won't talk about Musk being a freak because they want to be on the grift train. Problem is he's a ketamine fueled racist illegal immigrant.

Gotta love people who blame Bill Gates for 5G or whatever and Elon over there just blasting us all with 800 mhz from space.

We've reached the daily press release about how good their new AI model is phase of the bubble.

Taps the sign...

A diesel export ban would have been better than giving Putin money.

The irony of an AI agent to check you in for your flight is that the airlines app suck because they enshitified it to upsell you. This is a choice for the friction. Once the return metrics on the upsell drop, a new layer of enshitificiation will be adopted to continue to march of extraction.

If the Iranian military is totally obliterated, wouldn't it stop being a military at that point and surrender would be meaningless?

"I want to represent people!" Ahhh! People! Run!

When you hire shitty people, they will do awful things in your name.

If the last 30 days are any indication, the GOP can definitely pretend to give a crap about normal people right before an election with utterly useless, ineffective and downright temporary hand waving of real problems.

AI isn't decompiling the source, it was trained on the repo. It is "remembering it". Congrats on your closed source project being open sourced by plagiarism bot and good luck with your defensible moat.

If you work in an infectious disease lab, if you could go ahead and not do nothing when you break a test tube, that'd be great.

October surprise. They stole the country two years ago. Best of luck getting it back.

Inflation is the fair tax the rich have dreamed about and ushered in yet again.

SCOOP: White House officials, led by Susie Wiles, have told DOJ to delay any abortion-related action until after the midterms Wiles suggested to Todd Blanche that an aggressive approach on abortion would be negative for the GOP in November @washingtonsun.com www.washingtonsun.com/campaigns/ab...

In the universe of bad jobs reports, that is definitely one. #trumprecession

Nobody has any jobs! RALLY EVERYTHING!

"don't these people have jobs to be at?" ...oh.

Oh sure, NOW farmers will use red diesel in their on road trucks. Like they weren't already welfare queen cheats and liars.

Can someone ask the techbros what they signed?

We've reached the lawyers getting lawyers phase of a trump administration at last.

AI is going to be our best chance to bankrupt some real trash people. Until they get the government to bail them out, of course.

If he doesn't care about his own people, I'm not sure why anyone is supposed to care about him.

Ice raiding meat packing plants is really going to help those beef prices. Ranchers reach the latest phase of #FAFO.

A Republican colluding with Iran would be so beyond the pale.

Say MAGA again!

Data centers are doing to utility costs what trump did to diesel with Iran.

Didn't take long for this to come home to roost.

Screwworm in New Mexico hundreds of miles from any other reported cases. Odds it came in thru Douglas, NM?

Their corruption is only matched by their stupidity and incompetence.

Their corruption is only matched by their stupidity and incompetence.

Nobody understands why guardrails exist until they need one.

Their corruption is only matched by their stupidity and incompetence.

I see Ed Sheeran has the same moral bravery as Taylor Swift. The limit of which is known as cash. Very disappointing but not surprising.

Eat shit crypto.

AI companies begging for regulations to build a moat around their expensive and over priced plagiarism machines.

🎼 It's beginning to look a lot like economic collapse. 🎶 Every time he talks. 🎵 #trumprecession