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After last week's debut, time for the difficult second album! In honour of this, the theme is 'seconds'. www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/4014 You may be reassured to hear that this is predominantly smut-free (excepting naked maidens giving relief and Trump screwing others).

Just saw the documentary on the Magnus Carlson and Hans Niemann cheating affair. I think this reflects the allegations well. Carlson initially leading then anal beads vibrate, rook inserted next to bishop - no longer end of Hans, this throws a different light on things! (10)

Thank you for the kind likes on my first puzzle post, despite its lack of sophistication. I’ve truly been in the gutter but looking up at the stars. I’d hoped to include this “tribute”, but the grid wouldn’t allow it, so here it is a bonus. Stark naked crossword compiler in waterproof sheet (9)