Hunter Biden (mirror bot)

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Artist. Author. Recovery Advocate. $LAPTOP http://laptoptoken.comArtist. Author. Recovery Advocate. $LAPTOP https://t.co/0y8KUBBwot http://www.HunterBiden.com (Unofficial bot maintained by @manos.lol)

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5/ So what happened? Market Maker 1 had $500,000 to launch with. It put about $5,200 into the pool, 1% of its cash. The pool opened with under 30,000 coins, 0.003% of the supply. No one has explained why. Every expert we've talked to is baffled.

6/ With a pool that thin, $6 of buying moved the price as much as $7,400 of selling. In a normal launch those two are about equal. Groom Lake checked 668 other launches, and none came close. Put simply: it was over 1,000x easier to push the price up than to get out.

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3/ Now the accounting. I know people have been burned by shit like this too many times to take anything from me at face value. So we hired Groom Lake, an independent forensics firm, to go through every trade from launch day.

2/ Here's why I did this. Trump's coin was max extraction, and I wanted to troll every grift like it. So we were transparent, committed the team to a lock up and published a MiCA disclosure. And I hoped it could help some charities I care about too.

The launch of $LAPTOP was fucked and the accounting is coming. My tokens are locked and I'm not going anywhere. It's not much but this week we put LAPTOP rewards on two other @base tokens, BLUECHIP and jesse. If there's others we should back, tell me.

"The freedom of the press is one of the greatest bulwarks of liberty, and can never be restrained but by despotic governments." George Mason wrote that in 1776. Strong leaders take questions. Weak ones take away the microphone. Trump is such a weak man.

The Trumps built a coin to take money from their fans. I built one that does the opposite and named it after the thing they spent four years beating me with. The launch fucking sucked. I'm not going anywhere. More burns and a full accounting are coming.

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