Matthew | Hyper

My petrol line trimmer finally necked itself after 12 years. Great innings for a Homelite. Shame they're not around anymore. Wasn't keen on buying a battery powered one. Having to recharge every X number of minutes shits me, so I bit the bullet and bought a new petrol powered Victa. Oh, she goes!

What the fuck is going on with the mixed titles and intro?

Cracked the shits last month and uninstalled all social apps, or muted notifications. The rate my phone was going off was insane.

After today, I'm on annual leave for a week - and most of my plans got thrown out the door on Monday when the timing chains in my car nearly shat the bed. I've only been driving for six months and I feel somewhat lost without my car now lol.

End of Ember is fucking hilarious. Check it out at the Indie Games section (is it still called a room?) at @avcon.org.au. Or on Steam. store.steampowered.com/app/3217880/... Played the playtest last night on Steamdeck and it's just good fun.

You can play The Sacred Acorn at @avcon.org.au this weekend, it and a bunch of other awesome games are part of the AVCon steam event you can view here store.steampowered.com/curator/4599... Thanks to @ninanikolic.com for the amazing work as always #avcon #indiegame #con #squirrel

Went to an art workshop with @raspberrysheep.bsky.social and ended up doodling some shit.

"I suck at using Bluesky"

Internet is still out... Taking "Pay What You Want" commissions to help cover the costs too, please leave a donation and DM me your character and I'll make you something in thanks. Probably a cute cartoon version like this because they're adorable. ko-fi.com/MeaKitty

Nothing shits me quite like an IT ticket I've submitted for a very specific request that ends with a solution completely unrelated to what I asked for. Ask if the company has a code for Google Enterprise to activate a work profile on my phone, get told to install Company Portal instead. Fuck off.

HI EVERYONE- I'm still Partner pushing and heading in the right direction again this month! 🤞✨ We still need a couple of streams with 75 average viewers to meet the qualifications! Any lurks, raids, shares, etc. would mean the world to me 💜 📺 twitch.tv/jasteria

I'm using this, it works, it's delightful. Fuck having to host my shit all over the joint lol #streamers need to get on this

Wifey bought me Forza Horizon 6 and now I'm going down a rabbit hole of trying to tune the VF and Maloo 😂

I meant to play some Forza Horizon 6 tonight, and I played some but not as much as I wanted to lol. Stupid neurospicy brain wanted to work on my self-hosted stream alerts solution/integration for @streamer.bot instead. Huge thanks to @phoenixfireart.au + @kirimae.bsky.social for being my labrats

On the weekend, @raspberrysheep.bsky.social and I went up to Mount Lofty Summit to see the #Adelaide city lights. Here is dashcam footage of the trip up there. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV9S... (Spoiler: she might have freaked out a little 😂)

Brother, by Takeshi Kitano.

ngl kinda liking fedora 43 KDE plasma

It'll never not be funny to me how easily some people are goaded into breaking the speed limit lol. Just sit at the traffic lights, and when it goes green, make sure you take off and hit the speed limit first - and then watch them fly past you. 😂

Psst. @raspberrysheep.bsky.social is live with #art! www.twitch.tv/raspberrysheep

Can we rename LinkedIn "Thought Leaders" to Cringefluencers?

Twice

I forgot how tedious it is to set up a new phone.

I went to the cardiologist today and had an echocardiogram. While it disproves the absence of a heart, the pictures on the screen showed it is definitely black.

I'm a Mr House guy in Fallout New Vegas. But I still refer to him as a "Walt Disney ass lookin' motherfucker".

My wife @raspberrysheep.bsky.social is so fucking talented. She's painting my Trench Crusade Black Grail army, and this dude is so appropriately fucking disgusting. I love it.

Hahaha the coalition are so fucking pathetic.

If someone told me that most people can't drive despite getting their licences, I might not have had a panic attack the night before my first VORT.

Producing the South Australian Game Industry Awards Livestream for @sagames.org again tomorrow night. You can tune in from 6:55pm ACDT at twitch.tv/sagamesassoc... More info at sagames.org/industry-awards

I went to install a dashcam hardwire kit in my VE Commodore. After pulling the glovebox out and realising there's not really enough clearance for the voltage protection pack, I put the glovebox back together and routed the 12V power connector through the rubber trim. I then found two screws lol.

Someone's parents played with the forehead slider a little too much when creating this guy.

@upscrolled.bsky.social What's your policy on art and all the things related to that? One of the more concerning things about various platforms is their terms of service/user agreements etc relating to content posted/art. @raspberrysheep.bsky.social @phoenixfireart.au @kirimae.bsky.social

Psst. @raspberrysheep.bsky.social is live, playing Sheepy! Come hang. twitch.tv/raspberrysheep or click my avatar (because she forgets to social media lol)

The stream is up and we're live with Fallout 76! Come hang out at the channel link below. [ twitch.tv/hyp3rstrike ]

Katy Gallagher needs to be dropped as Minister for Government Services harder than a fuckin' nuke. www.instagram.com/reel/DTyuMRu... What an absolute callous cuntish way to respond to this.

lmao the coalition to split again hahahahahahah

The stream is up and we're live with Fallout 76! Come hang out at the channel link below. [ twitch.tv/hyp3rstrike ]