𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyI7... Another rifftape? On a Friday no less?

Think you could construct a pretty good Mountain Goats song just using UFO Sightings Bot

Everyday something horrible comes out about that guy

I got that think in me

I am starting to think

Having integrity is a great way to keep some stability in your life

Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"

He lost that gun debate by a long shot

Unfortunately, the man-made horrors that I witness are fully within my ability to comprehend.

Crazy to think only a year ago it was October 26th

Crazy to think 2020 was 6 years ago

Kind of blue

I have started to think

Donald Trump is kinda the lolcow president. I could see him wearing a sonicu medallion, especially if someone told him it was a prestigious award

They used to name entire men "Scooter"

I am beginning to think

The monkeys have a song that goes "🎵hey we're the monkeys 🎶and we like to monkey around🎶" which they stole from the Beatles song that goes "🎵hey we're the beetles🎶 we like to crawl around in the dirt🎵"

The band guns n' roses got there name from the founding members Axel Rose and Carburetor Gun

Making a film about Nathan Fielder film called "you can see some of it"

2021 voice: hey do you wanna buy a picture of a monkey?

I have started to think

In another timeline you're fucked would have been called your ass is grass and would have been in 3/4 time

Does anyone know how to stream the Elon Musk doc for free?

I am Barack Hussien Obama

Im marinating overnight

Youre on vacation w your kids im dying in real life

Trump voice: EUGH

what if the surname Armstrong had a counterpart: Legstrong?

Yeah no fucking shit you stupid asshole

Creating new product "reverse ivermectin" or as i am calling it "rewormer"

Me when i

I've had regular and seasonal depression but never tropical depression. Looking forward to a change in pace lol.

They are slow roasting me with applewood coals

They are going to use AI to resurrect John Candy and have him run for president

Houdini being resurrected and forced to dance for our amusement is probably a bad sign about the torment nexus situation

Haven't heard about any Russians getting defenestrated in a while they must be all locked in

I am starting to think

It would be really funny if he slipped on a banana peel somehow I'm talking full blown slapstick here

"Its Mr. Skel-tin"

Changing my last name to Skeleton but telling people it's pronounced in a way they can clearly see is wrong

I don't think

Wilson will return in Castaways 2: the search for paradise