Quoth The Raven

NEWS: Robert De Niro delivers a blistering rebuke of Trump and the Supreme Court in a new video condemning threats to voting rights. “I’ve got a message for them: no f**king way.” He urges Americans to vote early and protect their right to vote. Watch.

Right on cue in time for the midterm elections, another assassination attempt on Trump.

Another sarcastic boo hoo from me. apple.news/AaZM5jSN1S-y...

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They all knew ahead of time who he is...

Tear it all down! apple.news/A64iF8hslS16...

BREAKING NEWS: In an unprecedented move, local Phoenix man’s iPhone weather app changes next Tuesday’s high temperature forecast from 94 to 115 within an hour.

Me listening to the Right’s Lindsey Graham eulogies:

The White House was never supposed to be a palace. George Washington and architect James Hoban deliberately rejected the lavish style of European monarchies. Instead, they designed a President’s House that reflected the ideals of a republic: dignified, restrained, and accountable to the people.

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Literally sums it up; just add in the immense greed. youtu.be/l3UleEDG9CI

Fuck Gorsuch apple.news/A-jcucTsTQK-...

Circa 2020. He was napping even back then.

Me talking to my MAGA relatives who voted for Trump:

I blame Trump.

I can’t wait for this to be dug out of the ground and pulverized.

Written by 5th graders: “The Reflecting Pool water is crystal clear, and our National Park Service team is now vacuuming up the dead algae resting on the bottom of some parts of the Reflecting Pool—just like the destroyed Iranian Navy resting on the bottom of the Persian Gulf,” Interior said.

Happy Monday. Here’s a graphic that will hopefully put a smile on your face:

i don’t think Fetterman has the right to say who is and is not a Democrat. apple.news/Afdy9F4YqR9G...

This is the most corrupt administration in American history.

Absolutely 💯 Agree…. “We hate Trump like you hated President Obama. However, we hate Trump because he is racist. You hated Obama because you are racist.”

How well does each of us know the back of our hands?

To every Republican that says, “that’s how Democracy works”. Fuck you.

I see Trump is up to manipulating the stock market again.

Priorities

I always liked Robert De Niro as an actor. I like him even more as a political activist. He is not intimidated like some others of influence and as many vital institutions and corporations in 🇺🇸. In particular shame on the lawyer firms who folded without a legal battle.

tRump appointee to be a federal judge refuses to say if tRump can run for a third term.

Here’s 30 years of Bibi Netanyahu claiming that Iran is days away from nuclear weapons.

So we know how Trump raised gas prices, but how did he lower the price of eggs?

The Supreme Court gutted the Voting Rights Act of 1965 this week. It was a slap in the face to the countless activists who fought for the VRA — and those who died for it. But we cannot give up. Here's how we should respond.

This is what the inside of a US passport should look like you Trump mushroom gobblers:

I’m putting in a new home defense system. The contractor says my new ballroom should be completed in about six months.

"Enemy from within." "Communists, Marxists, fascists, radical left thugs, vermin." "Garbage" Somalis, "low IQ people." "She's an evil, sick, crazy, b..." Republicans want the left to tone down the rhetoric. Erm, have they listened to Donald Trump?? Zeteo put together this Trump montage:

I wonder how much they paid the air quotes assassin to do that?

MAGA will claim it would be impossible to stage the assassination attempt at the WHCD because it would be too complicated at involve too many people keeping to the script. Meanwhile, 98.53% of fake moon landers are MAGA.

I get the feeling the MAGA twats at the correspondence circle jerk are trying to play off the shooting like it’s no big deal, i.e. what’s all the fuss over mass shootings about?

“Let’s see, what will the idiot MAGA base believe the most to get my ratings back up?”

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COACH SULLY: “Shift your eyes to this monstrosity… one year. One President. Donating his salary is just a headline. It doesn’t offset the BILLIONS Trump is accumulating elsewhere.” 💰

How will you celebrate the day when it happens?

I wonder how much notice Trump will give his market buddies this time before he posts the next round of good (or bad) news.

And so begins another week. May God have mercy on our souls.

I find it hilarious that MAGA doesn’t realize that Amazon’s Prime The Boys is parodying Trump and the MAGA Christian nationalist movement.