Liam

Post parade 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸

K we’re getting somewhere (muffin top redacted, still can’t take gym thirst pics properly for shit)

Betrayal!!! Never even followed me in the first place?! @jaysteruk.com

Half term has turned the gym into daycare. 🫩

The clocks changing have driven my desire and motivation to go to the gym after work absolutely through the floor

Oh hai. Pretty iconic as ceilings go.

“I saw someone on Instagram whose Halloween costume is Kathryn Turner, Head of Product Development at M&S Food.” “Was it A Gay?” “Yes; it was A Gay.”

It’s wall mounting day. Always the most traumatic DIY job

Claudia is SO GOOD. #TheTraitors

They are absolutely going to pieces ☠️ #TheTraitors

Should I divorce him because he didn’t know what my answer would be??

Not only did the phlebotomist take a chunk out of me, she also said I had tiny veins 😭

Plant Dad mode activated

Operation never-have-the-heating-on is go

If this is the level of personalisation your site can manage I think it’s best not to bother?

Need to take his credit card off him when he’s had a drink 💀

Brilliant 😂 #TheTraitors

Embracing the autumn flannel

As an ancient and cancelled emo band once said: The time has come for colds, and overcoats ❄️

Headphones disconnected in the gym while listening to Baby I’m Burnin’ so the whole place could hear

Previous post very much validating my profile bio 🫠

back where we started but everything's somehow different ⚔️ make some noise season 5 begins tonight on dropout dot teevee 🎺

Autumn skies have returned 🥰

Licor 43 has a lot to answer for.

Just having gelato filled macarons for breakfast 🤤

Oh hai (ft free Duncan feet)

Ideal ☀️

¡Viva España! 🇪🇸

The boobs they are too white

There hereeeeeee

The boys are about to arrive so I have obtained fried chicken 🍗🇪🇸

What is it with Spanish waiters and extremely tight white chinos

Rick took a great pic of me

Some people handle early flights better than others

I failed 😔

I’ve started doing deficit sumo squats again and omg they are evil. Existential crisis after each set.

Beep boop

I messaged the guy I was about to split up with that I was about to split up with him on the way to splitting up with him.

The dichotomy of the modern homosexual; holding down my DIY bodge jobs with dumbbell weights and a bottle of fizz 💃