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Chef’s kiss. @matt-levine.bsky.social

“The Shart of the Deal”

I have to go grocery shopping today. I will be buying $400 worth of food. They will give me $5 cash back on my loyalty points. I will have a $395 trade deficit with the store. $395/$5 means my grocery store has a 7,900% tariff on me! 🤡😭