Ian Patton
@ianapatton.bsky.social
Retired Respiratory Therapist. All things considered, I'd rather be a Hobbit.
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This is why we all wish that the useless, ignorant lying Maple-MAGA loser Pierre Poilievre would just fuck off. @clauskellerman.bsky.social @mark-carney.bsky.social @globalnews.ca @cbcnews.ca @ctvnewsottawa.bsky.social @meidascanada.ca @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wfc...
Let's watch sleezy Danielle Smith caught lying. @mark-carney.bsky.social @markhamhislop.bsky.social @globalnews.ca @cbcnews.ca @ctvnewscalgary.bsky.social www.facebook.com/reel/4022084...
I'm sure looking forward to the UCP AGM. I think I'll buy stock in popcorn. :) @meidascanada.ca @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social @lisab0923.bsky.social @markhamhislop.bsky.social @clauskellerman.bsky.social @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=V261...
@largemanabroad.bsky.social gets it right. @meidascanada.ca @meidastouch.com @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social @laura-babcock.bsky.social @mark-carney.bsky.social @globalnews.ca @cbcnews.ca @ctvnewsottawa.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWlN...
I wonder if Eby had the same advisors as Jagmeet Singh. It would not surprise me at all if many NDP voters were so pissed at Eby playing stupid political games they decided to send a message. At the moment Canada is in no mood for political fuckery. @meidascanada.ca @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social
Mouret's Rondeau arranged for 2-finger style, 5-string banjo. :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzMG...
The 5-string isn't noted for it's classical music repertoire. Too bad. BTW, if my constant tagging folks is annoying to them just let me know and I'll stop. The last thing I want to do is piss people off... unless you're a separatist. :) @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social
This is what happens when I toke up some weed. :) I will always be grateful to Justin Trudeau for keeping that campaign promise and it does seem to have created a lot of employment in Alberta. :) @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social @meidascanada.ca @laura-babcock.bsky.social
Pierre Poilievre is such a disgusting piece of shit. The CPC really needs to punt this loser jackass and then take some grow-the-fuck-up pills. @clauskellerman.bsky.social @lukaszukab.bsky.social @meidascanada.ca @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social @laura-babcock.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCJw...
Pete Hoekstra and his gutless demented boss Trump can both take a flying fuck off a tall cliff. @meidastouch.com @meidascanada.ca @globalnews.ca @cbcnews.ca @ctvnewsottawa.bsky.social @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social @laura-babcock.bsky.social @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL1M...
Just trying to be helpful Dani. If you go, feel free to take Pierre Poilievre with you. I'm sure he'd make a good busboy and the poor wee fella has never been to Trump heaven. @meidascanada.ca @markhamhislop.bsky.social @lukaszukab.bsky.social @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social
Danielle Smith has been shown to be a completely sleazy Maple-MAGA liar. That this sack of MAGA shit is my Premier is really depressing... thank God for cannabis and music. @meidascanada.ca @lukaszukab.bsky.social @markhamhislop.bsky.social @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c_X...
... and Markham is correct. Had it not been for Thomas I think the result may have been very different. ... LOLOL, I think I just figured out why Dani and her gang of Maple-MAGA idiots are against immigration. @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social
Danielle Smith is a disgrace and needs to go. Rath can fuck off to Texas. And where are the RCMP and CSIS hiding. @clauskellerman.bsky.social @meidascanada.ca @lukaszukab.bsky.social @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zOD...
I finally got all these arranged on YouTube. This is a collaboration between a reader and friend ThisIsSignal, and myself creating all the spooky music and sound effects. @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social @charlieangus104.bsky.social www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Canada Delivers STUNNING BLOW to Trump… @mark-carney.bsky.social @lukaszukab.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @meidascanada.ca @laura-babcock.bsky.social @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social @globalnews.ca @cbcnews.ca @ctvnewsottawa.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2q0...
THANK YOU to Thomas Lukaszuk. Without your enormous, patriotic efforts, things may have gone otherwise. @lukaszukab.bsky.social @meidascanada.ca @laura-babcock.bsky.social @mark-carney.bsky.social @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kSI...
WOO HOO! ... FUCK Danielle Smith, her seppie pals. Texas awaits. :) Much thanks to all who fought against these morons with a special thank you to Thomas Lukaszuk. @lukaszukab.bsky.social @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social @meidascanada.ca albertapolitics.ca/2026/10/resu...
Well folks, I hope we all wake up to good news tomorrow that the Alberta separatist crap as-well-as Danielle's addons are all road-kill. @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social
PM @mark-carney.bsky.social, I'm with @laura-babcock.bsky.social and @charlieangus104.bsky.social. Canada has your back. Our mainstream media are such turds. @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social @globalnews.ca @cbcnews.ca @ctvnewsottawa.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=uga8...
Why would Canada, or anyone, buy arms from the USA when Trump or dipshit Elon are happy to hit the "kill switch" if Putin asks for it. I don't think that's a worry with the Saab Gripen. @mark-carney.bsky.social @boeingdefence.bsky.social @lockheedmartian.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ook9...
SHOWDOWN TIME IN ALBERTA !!! I'll be in bed all weekend. COVID/FLU vaccines reations. :( #ELBOWS_UP @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social @mark-carney.bsky.social @markhamhislop.bsky.social @lukaszukab.bsky.social @meidascanada.ca @meidastouch.com @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uos-...
If the the Dems win big, I wonder if they'll go after Musk and Zuckerberg. They do, after all, have a long history of "looking forward and not back." @meidascanada.ca @meidastouch.com @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social @laura-babcock.bsky.social @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yac...
From the WAYBACK and in another universe machine. Just ran across this real oldie and it just felt like a perfect Friday night GO FUCK YOURSELF to Piggy Pete Hoekstra and is orange Fat Fuck Boss. @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWAs...
One from the WAYWAYBACK machine. A jam on 5-string banjo with a Scottish Celtic Rock group call Runrig. Pete Wishart was Runrig's keyboard player and ended up being a British MP. :) @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social @charlieangus104.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohgu...
Mark Carney brings the house down... in Calgary. I suspect he'll do just as well... or better :)... in Edmonton tonight. Special thanks to @lukaszukab.bsky.social who has led the fight in Alberta. @mark-carney.bsky.social @meidascanada.ca @meidastouch.com www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghSS...
Ukraine Just Sent Russia Back to the Stone Age. Excellent video by @paulwarburg.bsky.social. @meidascanada.ca @meidastouch.com @markhamhislop.bsky.social @clauskellerman.bsky.social @globalnews.ca @cbcnews.ca @ctvnewsottawa.bsky.social @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD6_...
If Trump and Musk are preventing Ukraine from stopping Putin's war crimes, they are also guilty of those war crimes. The ICC should charge them both. @meidascanada.ca @meidastouch.com @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social @laura-babcock.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCnf...
We will not back down. FUCK these rotten war criminals. @meidascanada.ca @meidastouch.com @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social @laura-babcock.bsky.social @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social @globalnews.ca @cbcnews.ca @ctvnewsottawa.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGEE...
Looks like Danielle Smith's pal and fellow grifter, Jeffrey Rath, a.k.a., Jeffery-the-Rat is in more hot water. It's no surprise that little turd Denis Modry, is part of this shitshow. I wonder if they promised him his medical licence back. @lukaszukab.bsky.social globalnews.ca/news/1209127...
LOLOL, I bet many of those bot farms also supported Danielle Smith and Pierre Poilievre. @mark-carney.bsky.social @meidascanada.ca @clauskellerman.bsky.social @markhamhislop.bsky.social @globalnews.ca @cbcnews.ca @ctvnewsottawa.bsky.social @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social
Get your ass off the couch Alberta and vote! Let's make sure and send that total traitor scumbag, Danielle Smith, and her MAGA fascist party the Alberta UCP a lesson. @mark-carney.bsky.social @meidascanada.ca @markhamhislop.bsky.social @clauskellerman.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPsu...
Trump is Putin's bitch. What a disgusting old fuck. SLAVA UKRAINI! @meidascanada.ca @meidastouch.com @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social @laura-babcock.bsky.social @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social @markhamhislop.bsky.social @clauskellerman.bsky.social @mizzwelch.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=76Oi...
If the orange Mar-a-Lago slug decides to pull a Putin and do a "3-day military operation" in Canada, it will end badly for ol' Fat Fuck. Unlike the good ol' boys from the south, Canadians can survive winters in the Taiga. Also, Wendigo's are awesome :) @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social @meidastouch.com
Played this original tune on my son's old Simon Patrick. It's a Canadian made guitar. Simon Patrick is part of Godin Guitars, also Canadian. Godin Guitars are awesome. :) @ignorethatdoor.bsky.social @charlieangus104.bsky.social @jennyyeremiy.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPGN...
Also, I made the backing track with BIAB ... Band In A Box, also Canadian and awesome. www.pgmusic.com
