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Turning Michael Hayes into Dok Hendrix is insane if you think about it. A famous wrestler, who inspired two of their top guys (Shawn and Razor.) And they just gave him a new act. It'd be like now if they signed Darby Allin and was like "its Dashing Dave, a youtuber and podcaster"

How were they meant to do that! Did they see how they used to start those matches! One of them would be dead by 20 minutes.

So close to the end. I hope there's at least a eulogy at the end of the final episode. Or at the very least sell the rights to the podcast to the Morecambe Wrestling podcast, yet still retain control over the content.

SHOW! Hey, you’re a believer. You got the fever. It’s Gold Rush time! Get it now from your favourite podcast bucket and the first reply. Spread the word.

Flair having a stoma fitted and being told "stop drinking" only to go "fuck that" and just drinking to the point of falling over regularly is some way to treat the illness known as alcoholism.

Dynamite Kid barely says anything on his shoot interview, but weirdly when asked "there's a story your niece wanted an insurance payout, so you broke her legs" he goes "yeah, that's true." Just say its not, Tom! Even if it is, why would you ever admit that?

Shit! Ruth Bollea wrote the article where Hogan is posing with two porn stars? "My boy likes to fuck. We're so proud of him."

Oh fuck, TMZ reporting Flair's fell on his arse and have been taken away in an ambulance.

Ari Emanuel says "we're still going to Saudi Arabia." What he means is, they are going to Saudi Arabia. He's going nowhere near it.

It's mental to think how petty Vince McMahon was about the British Bulldog's leaving, that he told them to hand Matilda over at the end of their run. "I want the dog back" Davey Boy looked after it was about 2 years. And Vince was like "she's mine! Give it to me!"

If the Atlanta Falcons had this logo in 1994, Triple H would never have left WCW.

A lot of Dynamite Kid's stories just sound like he's trying to be the big man. In his book he says vs Demolition in Paris, the ref fucked up the finish so the Bulldogs made his life a misery and cut up his clothes. The ref was Tim White. Absolutely no chance they fucked with him.

What did Dave learn on Tuesday as he argued all day with with bot accounts and 14 year olds who got into wrestling because of the Bloodline?

Vince told Dynamite Kid "I want my babyfaces clean shaven, shave your beard off" as he was crippled with his back. Looking at the card of WrestleMania 3. Billy Jack, Hillbilly Jim, JYD, Jake Roberts, Koko B Ware, Brian Blair, Hulk Hogan. All had growth on their faces!

"Warrior Comics" is a cool name for a comic book line, I cant lie. You know how bad it has to be to fair with a cool name, cool look and a built in pop culture background?

The most woke thing ever. Elmer Fudd looking after two Bugs bubbies as his gay lover Yosemite Sam fights off his crippling anxiety to go to work to put food on the table.

They're on guaranteed money. They dont need to go. Even the worst wrestler who refused to go would be such a huge babyface online, AEW would sign him to at least ROH. There's literally no need to go! Just tell them no!

I liked it when they had to print a full page basically saying "well, we hear from the feedback nobody understands a word of this shit." It was only the 3rd issue!

"I may be a non-union television writer, but you're the marks!"

I genuinely think if Dave got into political twitter as much as he does with people who are a few thousand out from a 1980s wrestling attendance, we may find him dead with his fingers still attached to the keyboard. Its a different level of weirdos you dont need in your life.

Dynamite Kid proposed to his wife Dot in McDonalds in Manchester city centre. Wrestling took a lot from Tom, but the one thing they didnt take was his dignity and sense of taste

Keith Hart with a straight face, as serious as a heart attack said "when Michelle left Dynamite, we thought it was going to end one way. And that was a murder suicide." Considering what happened with Benoit, its mad to think that was what they were expecting in 1989.

Fin Martin, his editor, said last year that Dynamite Kid would get up out of his chair and go upstairs when they were doing the book together. Everyone assumed he was paralyzed him the waist down. But he could walk around and shit.

The story of Dynamite Kid is such a classic bully tale. Jacques Rougeau knocking his teeth out was that for him. He left WWF after it. When a bunch of cowboys beat the shit out of him in a Calgary bar, he left Canada. He had to be the big man, and if someone put him in his place, he was broken.

"Any ribs you regret now?" Good to see he grew as a person in his old age.

Dynamite Kid bullying Terry Taylor. Mean or simply a famously good judge of character?

There's a Dynamite Kid documentary on Highspots, and they had to subtitle auld Tommy because not even his wife Dot can understand him (probably for the best.) But whoever subtitled his words would have had a better time transcribing Mandarin. Here he said "what a did with my body?"

I dont know about you, but if my friend killed his wife, I'd defend him by bullying a woman online. It's a good look ...

Jim Neidhart: "Well, Dynamite is English. They do their business and at the end of the day they go out drinking. That's just how it is." Well thank you for the lesson on day drinking, Anvil.

I cant look at her without thinking of the time she got bullied into giving money to a charity because she said Chris Benoit wasnt that good. That was fucking mental.

Cant believe Foley is shagging that mutant.

Dynamite Kid in his book always does this thing where he says "what I mean by that is ..." despite clearly knowing what he meant. "If you ask me Billy Jack Haynes is one of the hardest men. By that I mean he was tough." We didnt think you meant he was sponsored by BlueChew.

Like most bullies, Dynamite Kid never in his book buries those who everyone knows could have handed him his arse. "Bad News Allen, lovely man. Billy Jack Haynes, what a chap. David Schultz, cracking fellah! Honky Tonk Man, oh fuck off, what a twat."

Apparently Smith kicked his Dad in the nuts during an argument and ruptured one of his bollocks. Imagine how many kids he'd have had if he didnt do that? He'd have been popping them out until the Survivor Series 97.

20 years since Kurt Angle's TNA debut. Sorry, but I'm just going to pretend that's wrong and it only happened 3 years ago and I'm still only 21 years old.

Linda McMahon with her face like a lizards cunt.

"You'd walk in the dressing room and Big Daddy would shake your hand and smile, and say, 'Eeee Dynamite. It’s good to see you.' And then as soon as you'd gone out, he’d turn round to the other wrestlers, pull his face, and say, 'Nothin but a bastard.'" - Dynamite Kid.

"Brian Crabtree was a referee, well, actually, he was just a glorified idiot. After the match the villain would throw Brian off the rope, he’d do a cartwheel, land on his feet and then drop kick the villain. Prick." - Pure Dynamite, Tom Billington.

Going to take more than some shitty documentary to make a non-believer out of Bryan Alvarez.

You dont believe the things I'm going to do with this information. First, I'm going to put it on the "real names" page on my Geocities site. He'll not know what's hit him.

I dont know why, but regardless of how many times I hear it, I'm still stunned shitless reading about WWF counter suing Martha Hart because Owen breached his contract by her suing them outside Connecticut. What a shit company.

Can we get a proper TNA logo on that hat as well, while we're at it, Alex Murphy?

"Michelle Billington remembers having to change the bedsheets every morning, as they would be soaked in sweat. One day she asked Dynamite why he sweated so much in the night. He exploded. 'Because I’m in pain, ya fookin’ cow!'”