Ian Stone

So, I'm off on tour next year. Forty dates around the country. Build it and they will come they said. Well it's built. Tickets at ianstonecomedian.co.uk

That was indescribably shit

That was bad

Manchester United 2011 to 2026. Tremendous entertainment

Today's Handbrake Off with @adrianjclarke.bsky.social and @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social. On Noni, Eze et al. Also includes a ridiculous quiz. Enjoy x www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY_K...

Here's a brand new Handbrake Off! It's me, @amylawrence.bsky.social & @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social answering some questions, talking 114, the looong break, Gyokeres, Eze and lots more... Audio version available in usual places. Here is the YouTube link youtu.be/6lCe82gMvmU?...

Mailbag episode tomorrow on Handbrake. Any questions, @ me or email handbrake@theathletic.com and we'll do as many as we can

well it was great that we had the City story to sustain us through the first two weeks of the international break but now what?

Well, if there’s irrefutable evidence, that’s an entirely different matter all together

Manchester City's first game back after the break at Anfield. Could be lively

City are going to get booed everywhere they go. Who'd want to play for them after this?

I think the next Oasis reunion gigs could be angrier than the last lot

114 reasons - if you need them - to check out the new Handbrake Off pod. There is a lot to think about and feel about. With birthday boy @adrianjclarke.bsky.social and @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social. On Youtube or wherever you get your podcasts in your ears. youtu.be/7oujMaDCvTo

Agueroh! #115

A four point deduction and we go top

They have to sit through some utter bollocks at the UN. The American president yesterday, the Iranian president today.

Talking points galore in the new Handbrake Off podcast. On mad moments, judo rolls, officialdom, and more games coming up before we know it. With @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social and @adrianjclarke.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TgQ...

So I was on a flight, just about to get tore into my nutty snack, when they announced that there was someone on board who had a severe nut allergy and not to eat any nuts. Had to buy a sandwich.

Handbrake Off podcast, here and in all the usual places. With @adrianjclarke.bsky.social, @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social and Art de Roché. Talking Odegaard, Havertz, nearly everyone else, and imaginative punishment choices for Gabriel... youtu.be/uB-5Jae8riw

Handbrake Off podcast with @adrianjclarke.bsky.social and Art De Roche. We try and have a rational discussion about the transfer window and how we think we did. And we talk about football for a change. youtu.be/K9t4yDBV8FY

I'd like to think that by the time all these other clubs get their act together, we'll be ten points clear

Handbrake Off! Pod is out in the usual places, and here is the link to our YouTube version... Me, @amylawrence.bsky.social & @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social on duty youtu.be/Ee6bQLyXCR0

New Handbrake Off pod/video for you. Including Martinelli love, Alvarez conundrums, Emery handshake tactics, Champions League aims, and a barking dog. With @gunnerblog.bsky.social (welcome back!) and @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9LO...

Me, @amylawrence.bsky.social and @adrianjclarke.bsky.social on podcast duty today to chat about the Coventry stroll and whether the handbrake is truly off this season www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgH7...

Inspired by Handbrake Off @amylawrence.bsky.social @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social Last time Arsenal kicked off as Champions in 2004: -'Baby Cakes' by 3 of a Kind was no. 1 -The Bourne Supremacy was UK Box Office no. 1 -Tony Blair was Prime Minister -Jose Mourinho's 1st game at Chelsea

Handbrake Off season preview podcast is here: We are now on YouTube. All things Arsenal ahead of tomorrow's big kick off, with @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social and Art de Roché. 📼 www.youtube.com/watch?v=au0k...

Well hello there. Podcast update: Seeing as we are at the vanguard of moving with the times Handbrake Off is now on Youtube - in case seeing us yapping about Arsenal is for some reason preferable. With @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social and @adrianjclarke.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKz9...

Trump - They’re booing you Gianni

Three world champions in the Arsenal dressing room next season

Not that I want to spoil the celebrations but Marc Cuccurella is now a world champion

Argentina are a horrible team elevated by a genius. And once Messi retires, hopefully we won't see them in the later stages for a while

Thank fuck for that

Just downloaded a vet claim form. Still 0-0?

It's zero zero. Just in case you were wondering

A Tottenham full back scoring the winner would be a fitting end to this final

Imagining Enzo Fernandez's English cleaners and cooks laughing their arses off

Please let that be a red

If this match was designed to make Americans completely lose interest in football so they never have the World Cup again, I'm all for it

Who doesn't want another half an hour of this sumptuous feast

everything Donald Trump touches turns to shit

The only thing missing was Salt Bae

I think we should have Statler and Waldorf commenting on the game

The football was so dull, I'm actually enjoying the half time show

You're going home in a New York ambulance!

I think they should have had the Metropolitan Police marching band like they used to have at Highbury.

Time for Dan Burn

We all know this to be true. JonathanPie.com

Finish Mikel Merino

@barryglendenning.bsky.social if England win the World Cup after Arsenal won the premier league, can you post a picture of your face that I can use for a screensaver

This Norway v Brazil game is so dull.