maggy the evil robot

oh yeah i should make an art thread

villain monologing is how i cope with bad things happening. when bad things happen i can look back and be like "well, i did deserve that, i was full of hubris"

i was running late for work this morning because i couldnt stop scrolling but i managed to get to work on time. however, i forgot my lunch. however, my work is providing lunch today #neverpunished

truly my hubris will never be punished

what if they were resident nice

i just finished reading all of @damnyouwillis.bsky.social's dumbing of age in 12 days. it would have been 8 days, but i took 4 days off to hold during the 2020 hiatus. highly recommend

answer it was a little raw in the middle still

my cooking pushes the boundaries of what others may find reasonable, and asks questions like "what if i took enough dough for a dozen rolls and made one big bread"

a lot more people smiling at me and waving to me at work than im used to recently. hm.

maggy eyes

what if i make a big bread

sometimes i see posts being rtd from my mutuals and im all like "woah! that's my friend" despite never having talked to them. and other times i see posts rtd from my mutuals who i have talked to and I go "lol, im following them too, they post so good" because im scared they dont like me like that

playing some mtg on stream tonight www.youtube.com/live/BhV9Prq...

nothing scarier than your boss turning to you and saying "sounds like we need 4 of you"

everythings coming up maggy fact check: maggys only say this when theyre distressed. everything is likely not coming up maggy

i think if you make a charlie brown sequel type thing and linus actually turns his blanket into a sports coat you have missed the point

i got a new dress and boots this weekend

i got a new dress and boots this weekend

guess who developed a caffine addiction

my sister says this is hyperfixation

yknow at least its the "i care way too much about one thing that doesnt matter and anything else bores me" type of depression and not the "i dont care about anything at all, and everything sucks" type of depression

my piece... wilting vows made my life amazing

whats it called when you fujo out about straight people

diet chocolate dr pilker

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

here's a bunch of examples of my work! my phone broke so uh please help me pay for it?

someone speaking in 3rd person might not be into kink. maybe they're just cajun

ngl i think castration movie naming scheme could stand to be a lot more confusing. look at kingdom hearts, its closest video game counterpart

the gasps of fresh air above the waves crashing on top of me taste so refreshing. im going to survive this.

i do think lanterns nailed the landing. satisfying mystery that is definitely solvable. twisting the superhero formula to have the grand finale 5 episodes in so the last 3 episodes can be breathing room for the characters to deal with the fall out. good stuff

lanterns was pretty good. i think its worth watching even if i have some issues personally

sketch

shout out to the tgirl clerk at the grocery store that ive spent the last several years leveling up my friendship stat with who saw me in a line and pulled me out of line to get in her empty line. hell yeah

im back

if youre tired of my bullshit dont worry: ill be in texas for a couple days again and wont be able to post

where were you on the night in question?

people often say stuff like "ask for help if you need it" but i never even know what help i need and also live in constant fear that im going to burn through all of the good will i have even if i did need help.