Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵

Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵

@ideamonkey.bsky.social

Learning how to heal wounds other than my own. Angry at what's wrong. Compassionate about everything else. Currently living on a branch up in a tree 🐒🌴 Event medic ⛑️ Patient Transport Officer 🚑 Paramedic student 🙇‍♂️🚨 (Reformed advertiser 🥴)

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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social

Well, after a six months in the Minor Leagues (volunteering for St John), I've decided to step up to the Majors and go pro. I start my Paramedicine Degree in 2026. 🚨 ⛑️ (I wonder if that means I should change my handle to Medic Monkey now? 🤔)

Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social

I think I'm done here I nixed all my other bullshit socials years ago. I kept twitter only bc 'i wanted to stay informed' Then that tanked. So I came here, to 'stay informed' But honestly, I've realised - what has knowing ANY of this shit actually changed? I can't think of a single thing

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@ideamonkey.bsky.social

In 'not news' that is surprising literally noone:

Mark Jacob@markjacob.bsky.social

Looks like foreigners don't want to risk being imprisoned by ICE just for a chance to see a soccer game.

npr.orgHotels have a big World Cup problem: Bookings are running far below projectionsNearly 80% of hotels surveyed by a body representing the industry reported bookings were running below projections — a worrisome sign with only weeks to go before the World Cup.
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social

In 'not news' that is surprising literally noone:

Mark Jacob@markjacob.bsky.social

Looks like foreigners don't want to risk being imprisoned by ICE just for a chance to see a soccer game.

npr.orgHotels have a big World Cup problem: Bookings are running far below projectionsNearly 80% of hotels surveyed by a body representing the industry reported bookings were running below projections — a worrisome sign with only weeks to go before the World Cup.
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social

Indeed And those same people also treat Kamala like she wouldn't have helped Israel murder Palestinians in EXACTLY THE SAME WAY <about to be blocked by multiple Kamala fans I've never previously interacted with in 3...2...1...>

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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social

Looking forward to the day when women stop fucking around and pick up AR-15s You may as well fight back in kind ✊

Jessica Valenti@jessicavalenti.bsky.social

YouTube has removed one of my videos because I reported that women can still access abortion pills. I shared *factual & medically accurate* information about women's health—yet the platform says I'm "facilitating the sale of illegal drugs"

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@ideamonkey.bsky.social

Arsenal into the UCL Final Man City just dropped points giving Arsenal the advantage in the Premier League The legit possibility of Double Me:

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com

❤️🤍 In 2020, Bukayo Saka posted “You deserve more Arsenal fans”. Today, Arsenal are UCL finalists with the winning goal scored by… Bukayo Saka.

Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social

Arsenal into the UCL Final Man City just dropped points giving Arsenal the advantage in the Premier League The legit possibility of Double Me:

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com

❤️🤍 In 2020, Bukayo Saka posted “You deserve more Arsenal fans”. Today, Arsenal are UCL finalists with the winning goal scored by… Bukayo Saka.

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@ideamonkey.bsky.social

Easy answer Because we know we're still going to fucking bottle it, so a win just makes that sorta less likely It's like people haven't watched us fuck this up for two decades 🙄

@laythy29@laythy29.bsky.social

Why would Gooners be ‘devastated’ at City’s late equaliser. Most Arsenal supporters would have bitten your hand off if a draw was on offer this morning, such are the fine margins right now…

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@swilly13.bsky.social

Replying to @ideamonkey.bsky.social

When she said these 3 hikes won’t make any difference to inflation in the next 6 months I almost blew my larynx screaming “THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?”

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@ideamonkey.bsky.social

Just your funday Sunday reminder that when Trump finally succumbs to the most anticipated blood clot in recorded human history, we can all look forward to the horror show that is JD Vance, President of the United States It. Never. Gets. Better. 😫😫😫

Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social

Easy answer Because we know we're still going to fucking bottle it, so a win just makes that sorta less likely It's like people haven't watched us fuck this up for two decades 🙄

@laythy29@laythy29.bsky.social

Why would Gooners be ‘devastated’ at City’s late equaliser. Most Arsenal supporters would have bitten your hand off if a draw was on offer this morning, such are the fine margins right now…

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@ideamonkey.bsky.social

No bullshit translation: "I'm aiming to make life easier for rich Australians by ensuring that lots more Australians are unemployed"

Greg Jericho@grogsgamut.bsky.social

Michael Pascoe askes Bullock how unemployment of 4% has been pretty consistent for a few year snow, so shouldn't that be the aim. She replies she wants unemployment "in the fours". 4.9% is a long way from 4.0%, Michele.

Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social

Have we found a valid use for AI?

Glenn Plummer I👀U@glenntheplummer.bsky.social

Why do we pay Michelle Bullock and the RBA Board loads of money to essentially make a mathematical calculation using statistical inputs from the economy to “determine” what monetary policy is? I am sure they use an economics graduate to plug the numbers into a simple XL model and then go to lunch.

Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social

No bullshit translation: "I'm aiming to make life easier for rich Australians by ensuring that lots more Australians are unemployed"

Greg Jericho@grogsgamut.bsky.social

Michael Pascoe askes Bullock how unemployment of 4% has been pretty consistent for a few year snow, so shouldn't that be the aim. She replies she wants unemployment "in the fours". 4.9% is a long way from 4.0%, Michele.

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@ideamonkey.bsky.social

Cool, so what has continually reminding people achieved to date? You're not wrong But what difference do you think it's making?

Vicky&Jim ❌👑@vicjim.bsky.social

I’ll never get tired of saying that both Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris warned everyone what would happen should the criminal be given full power of the US govt and they were right about everything. The biggest example of “I told you so” in history.

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@ideamonkey.bsky.social

I look at this photo and can't help but feel that CopperArt was decades ahead of its time

Seth Abramson@sethabramson.bsky.social

Any normal person looks at this décor and deduces instantly that the man behind it is a lunatic Future generations will see no fuzz on this assertion and be stunned that this orc got this far America in this age is humiliated in the gaze of history for hundreds of years to come

Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social

I look at this photo and can't help but feel that CopperArt was decades ahead of its time

Seth Abramson@sethabramson.bsky.social

Any normal person looks at this décor and deduces instantly that the man behind it is a lunatic Future generations will see no fuzz on this assertion and be stunned that this orc got this far America in this age is humiliated in the gaze of history for hundreds of years to come