Prisoner of the Moment

49ers fans on the internet are not going to enjoy week 11 when the Seahawks offense do not give them a 22-point handicap

Some Utah student, probably: “Pat McAfee is chopped and also dare I say perhaps even unc” Pat McAfee:

*Dak takes a terrible sack* Troy: Well that looked brutal. When interior protection breaks down you have to trust your guys to have your back, team cohesion just falls apart when you can't rely on those next to you Joe: You never deserved the hall, Troy

Fun fact: only 44% of the Chiefs' offensive plays last night happened in Seahawks territory. The furthest they ever got was the Seahawks 27-yard line (incomplete pass followed by field goal.)

got DVOArced, now trying polyANY/Amory

At his current career pace, JSN is on track to surpass Steve Largent’s career yardage/TD totals sometime in year 11 (age 31) btw

Update: we have not talked about Abe Lucas even once, and Emanuel Wilson is averaging 4.3 yards per attempt

Behold the prophet

Josh Jones was a pretty serviceable stand-in for Cross last year, so no dooming required

There is probably some kind of asymmetry in the fact that the Seahawks defense know exactly how K9 runs, but he is probably just learning how they hit

Tyrice Knight is having himself a game

Thomas Hammock told the room he was going to eat the next running back who fumbles the ball

Emmanwori should have good odds to be an All-Pro this year

BREAKING: Velus Jones is not Kenneth Walker

yes yes it’s very cool that you converting all these 3rd & 9s but you would be having so much more fun if you were facing 3rd & 4

At what point is JSN the consensus franchise GOAT receiver

honestly 1st & goal might be the better tactical outcome but that is clearly a TD

Outlaw flag-yellow cleats

Emmanwori/Okada mind-meld what the fuck

Even if Barner catches that shovel cleanly there’s like a 10% chance that play works

Immediately seems like the run blocking is getting a bit more push with Bradford back

the only acceptable use of AI is to replace Cris Collinsworth

I guess the good (sic) news is that the Seattle Seahawks can only be the second worst thing about my weekend

I love refball when it's fucking the 49ers

upgraded to domstation atp

It is morally wrong to call it a touchdown when no part of the player’s body or the ball physically touched any part of the endzone (that McCaffrey TD)

man I dunno I don’t think that’s Puka Nacua