If You&#x27;re Driving Close Your Eyes

for 0.1 seconds merritt thought we had all grown as people

important preview for monday's episode

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it's a two-hander this week as merritt was on the international space station killing werewolves. so the only question is... who's hosting?

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you've seen the movie, now go to the theme park!

you've seen the movie, now go to the theme park!

it's a two-hander this week as merritt was on the international space station killing werewolves. so the only question is... who's hosting?

If You're Driving Close Your Eyes reposted

The white man’s burden patreon.com/ifyouredriving

The white man’s burden patreon.com/ifyouredriving

14 Sept

nfl week 1 is here and also the future is now! we've got all the plays and info you need for the new football season 🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...

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9 Sept

new episode live now :) patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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hey make sure you're all subbed up for tomorrow's new episode of the show, where niki will indeed answer the question shows.acast.com/eyes

9 Sept

new episode live now :) patreon.com/ifyouredriving

If You're Driving Close Your Eyes@ifyouredriving.bsky.social

hey make sure you're all subbed up for tomorrow's new episode of the show, where niki will indeed answer the question shows.acast.com/eyes

6 Sept

hey make sure you're all subbed up for tomorrow's new episode of the show, where niki will indeed answer the question shows.acast.com/eyes

3 Sept

terrible news. leslie parrish is dead. join us for our celebration of life: pod.link/1648903956/e...

dull ghocus, like a ghost you know?

24 Aug

~Player.placeatme fish ♾️ patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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@dullfocus.bsky.social

merr-itt came from outer space

World's greatest podcast

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We did a full Nightbane ep this week! patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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@merrittk.com

i foisted an actual play podcast of an insane 90s RPG on my cohosts this week

If You're Driving Close Your Eyes@ifyouredriving.bsky.social

We did a full Nightbane ep this week! patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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Stigmata rolls always doom me specifically

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We did a full Nightbane ep this week! patreon.com/ifyouredriving

We did a full Nightbane ep this week! patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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16 Aug

Friends Reunion (proto @ifyouredriving.bsky.social) was a good show huh? (animation by @averycutedog.bsky.social)

dull ghocus, like a ghost you know?

4 Aug

who could say if we just recorded the annual white-off

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@dullfocus.bsky.social

1 Aug

It's wild that @ifyouredriving.bsky.social was talking about this Gregg just like two weeks ago. What did they know .........

Stereogum@stereogum.com

Gregg Alexander ended New Radicals after one album and became a successful behind-the-scenes songwriter. He's penned hits like "Murder On The Dancefloor" and "The Game Of Love," but has rarely performed since the '90s. Now New Radicals have quietly released their first new song in 28 years.

stereogum.comNew Radicals Quietly Release First New Song In 28 YearsGregg Alexander ended New Radicals after their lone album, 1998’s acclaimed Maybe You’ve Been Brainwashed Too, but went on to become one of pop’s most successful behind-the-scenes songwriters. He co-w...

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27 July

Can you believe they’re thinking of changing Kum & Go’s name??? patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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27 July

This ep is out now :)

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Quick preview of Monday's episode. Hope you enjoy it as much as @nikigrayson.com did preparing for it!!!!!

27 July

Can you believe they’re thinking of changing Kum & Go’s name??? patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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25 July

Quick preview of Monday's episode. Hope you enjoy it as much as @nikigrayson.com did preparing for it!!!!!

25 July

Quick preview of Monday's episode. Hope you enjoy it as much as @nikigrayson.com did preparing for it!!!!!

20 July

Happy Smooth Week! This week on the program we learn about other people learning about geography, and also talk about Smooth by Santana feat. Rob Thomas 🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...

13 July

Gimmick Month continues with Teen Week! That’s right, it’s your favorite podcast with all the cool stuff that teens love! Like Lily Tomlin and Harriet Tubman! patreon.com/ifyouredriving

6 July

It is Gimmick Month, an annual celebration where we "plan topics for the podcast." We're starting with Week Week, a week where we decide what week is best. @merrittk.com also learns about milk punch 🔊: pod.link/1648903956/e...

29 June

this week on the program, @floppyadult.com, @merrittk.com, and @nikigrayson.com learn about: • bionicle • dog anatomy • educational toys from the 2000s 🔊: pod.link/1648903956/e...

15 June

in this episode, @merrittk.com hits an all time stephen a. smith "but!" as we talk about a famous musician 🔊: pod.link/1648903956/e...

8 June

This week on the program, we're celebrating Pride, with spotlights on ICONIC members of the community like John Madden. 🏳️‍🌈 Listen: pod.link/1648903956/e...

1 June

it's the california election special this week on if you're driving and we talked about the gubernatorial race! pod.link/1648903956/e...

@edwinjdavies.bsky.social

25 May

ABC v NBC Fighting Game has some interesting DLC patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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Son of Edwin Davies

18 May

Important reminder that @ifyouredriving.bsky.social is a very funny show

18 May

IF YOU'RE SANTA AND LIKE SMELLING HAIR GIMME A HELL YEAH 🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...

merr-itt came from outer space

11 May

this week on the program we talk about the c-suite at america's favorite clothier, tommy bahama 🔊: pod.link/1648903956/e...

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@merrittk.com

6 May

whenever we talk about someone on @ifyouredriving.bsky.social they end up dying days later. why is our podcast the death note youtu.be/8XSMUDipC9I?...

youtu.beTurner Doomsday Video, CNN's broadcast at the end of the world.YouTube video by Captain hard times

6 May

on this week's episode of the program we talk about how we'd be able to solve achilles' problem and also we might be responsible for the death of ted turner 🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...

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22 Dec 2025

Man our show is really funny

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22 Sept 2025

Please don't tell anyone how merritt lives, breakfast-wise patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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14 Apr

this was only the second of three phone calls made to tom, the ceo of burger king, on this week's episode of the show

14 Apr

this was only the second of three phone calls made to tom, the ceo of burger king, on this week's episode of the show

23 Mar

we were so honored to have @barackobama.bsky.social on the show this week! 🎧: pod.link/1648903956

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10 Mar

You can't talk about Scary Movie without bringing our main man Mike Tiddies along for the ride

10 Mar

You can't talk about Scary Movie without bringing our main man Mike Tiddies along for the ride

2 Mar

we spent an unbelievable amount of time talking about andrew dice clay on this week's episode. i'm pissed off and sorry. 🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...

24 Feb

bane's in court and not listening to counsel. whomst among us do not ask questions about niki's crate. listen to the episode: pod.link/1648903956/e...

16 Feb

this week on the program we talk about the olympics and we also invent a brand new sport, the rules of which i have already forgotten 🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...